You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Rsandee]

...Rayman becomes a random lady with no torse or head
...Rayman becomes a two-headed-dog with one head
...Rayman swallows Andre instead of Globox swallowing Andre
...Andre swallows Rayman
...Andre swallows Rayman while doing Caramelldansen
...Andre shoop-dah-whoop kills Rayman
...You think red lums kill you

[Rulez]

...Globox does a Carmelldansen instead of a Rain Dance in Rayman 2
...same with Rayman in Revolution when he obtains the Voodoo Mask

[Acarr]

...you think swimming in the swamps is good for you.

[MLII]

...Rayman becomes a two-headed-dog with one head

How does that work then?

...You think the rabbids actually escaped from the local petshop.

[El Dango]

...you bring them back to the local pet shop.

[Fat_Mario]

...you got Rickroll'd by Rayman

[El Dango]

...you click this.

[Rulez]

...You click this. Yay for Rweaymean!

[MLII]

.........
Ok.

When you wonder how many disposable diapers you'd need for 650 babies.

[CheatCat]

...Rayman Rickrolls himself.

[Acarr]

...you think Rayman is a real person and attempt to get inside the TV screen. ^^

[Fat_Mario]

... you play as Rweaymean

[hugocool]

you can't break that door just in the start of rayman 2!

[Acarr]

...Globox eats the silver lum.

[El Dango]

you can't break that door just in the start of rayman 2!

...even through you have a bulldozer.

[CheatCat]

...Or a faildozer!
...When the lights turn out in the dancing part of RRR before the music starts.
...A slapdash kill Rayman in RRR.
...You cry when you have out of ammo in RRR FPS games.

[MLII]

...when you think Lac-Mac is a rabbid.

[CheatCat]

...you think PacMan is a rabbid.

...you think Reflux is a rabbid.
...you think Ly is a rabbid.
...you think your cat is a rabbid.

...Rayman is too weak to climb.

[Fat_Mario]

... you think Inscpector Grubb is Razoff

[MLII]

...you think PacMan is a rabbid.

...you think Reflux is a rabbid.
...you think Ly is a rabbid.
...you think your cat is a rabbid.

<dies laughing>