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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:54 am
by Bradandez
Well you can't since you can't tell the difference between candy and male genitalia.

I wish for some 3DS games.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:03 am
by technology4617
Congrats! You get Asphault 3D.

I wish for The Last of Us.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:35 pm
by Master
You become the last of us, as we all move onto a new plane.

I wish to be a plane.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:57 pm
by Dark Lum Lord
Wish granted; you crash and explode.

I wish they'd play good music at school dances.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:35 am
by Master
They play everything you like, but now, they expect you to dance to twilight.

I wish I didn't have this headache.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:14 am
by MLII
wish granted. you now have no head.

i wish my otp was canon ;__;

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:10 am
by Bradandez
Congrats! Your otp are now cannons are madly in love and are going to get married!

I wish my wire was fixed.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:26 am
by technology4617
It is fixed, but it is a high-voltage electrical line, which, when fixed, causes a power surge destroying everything in your home.

I wish for incognito to get a permaban.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:41 am
by Dark Lum Lord
He creates a sockpuppet with a vastly different personality and grammar.

I wish it could be the weekend forever.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:44 am
by technology4617
Congrats! It's Groundhog Day!

I wish I didn't have to do homework on Friday night.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:48 am
by Bradandez
Congrats! You have now dropped out of school!

I wish I had hobo friends.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:52 am
by Dark Lum Lord
Wish granted; they murder you and steal your material possessions.

I wish my friends were here now.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:56 am
by technology4617
They have joined a satanic cult, and gangrape you in one of their rituals.

I wish I could do the livestream without having to form all these "time agreements" with my parents. -_-

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:46 am
by Master
You do, but now you've caused a time paradox.

I wish I could just lie in bed all day.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:56 am
by Bradandez
Congrats! You are now a pillow!

I wish I had some pizza.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:01 pm
by OCG
You are transported in sewer.

I want to freeze time.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:31 pm
by Snagglebee
Wish granted. Something wrong happened and you're stuck within no time and you are lonely for you whole life.

I wish to travel through room and time with a plane.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:15 pm
by Dark Lum Lord
The plane crashes.

I wish I had a wish.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:48 pm
by MisterDark'sFanClub
More wishes are the ONLY thing you're allowed to wish for.

I wish I were a Rayperson.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:52 pm
by Dark Lum Lord
Wish granted; you end up being Rayman's reincarnation and die horribly as you attempt to save the Glade of Dreams yet again.

I wish I weren't so awkward.