Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

"The pass A-38 is mandatory to consult the archives of an user. You'll find it at office number 1. Left corridor, last door on the right."

1. Go to left corridor, last door on the right

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, let's go Ajax! This guy really was annoying.

[LoveMetal]

You crossed the corridor at the left. There is no door on the right. Only a door on the left.
"Damned diarrhea, that stupid chatbot was probably not up to date."

1. Open the door on the left and ask for help
2. Get back to the chatbot

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

"Who permitted you to enter in my office? Get out!"

1. Please... We only need to find the office number 1...

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1. Fucking give us the pass.

[LoveMetal]

"Have a look at the map, on the 6th floor. Now have a good day and close the door when leaving!"

1. Leave and close the door
2. Leave and don't close the door

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2. Hahaha fuck off man.

[LoveMetal]

You climb up to the 6th floor and you find the plan.
The office 1 is at ground floor, right corridor, front door.

1. Let's go...

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1. Yeah Ajax, let's go. Don't forget to open the door again when he closes it.

[LoveMetal]

You finally find office number 1 at its location written on the map.
"How may I help you?", asks the office secretary.

1. I would like to have the pass A-38

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1. Please, give us the pass!

[LoveMetal]

"You have been misinformed. You need to ask to the office number 2."

1. Is this the one next to you?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1. Please, tell us.

[LoveMetal]

"No, this is office 8. I don't know where office number 2 is. Ask the chatbot."

1. Oh no...

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1. Fight us then.

[LoveMetal]

You're back in front of the chatbot.

1. THE OFFICE 2!

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

"I already told you that the registars were on the highway!", answers back the chatbot.

1. BUT I DON'T WANT A REGISTAR, I WANT...-