Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Forum rules
Please keep the forum rules and guidelines in mind when creating or replying to a topic.
Please keep the forum rules and guidelines in mind when creating or replying to a topic.
-
The Jonster

- Posts: 40792
- Joined: Sat Mar 24, 2018 6:15 am
- Location: The realm of Mario Karting
- Tings: 51050
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Brad. ;D
What does Dragon Chef make you think of?
What does Dragon Chef make you think of?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
A chef that ate too much chilli pepper (hence the fire they breath).
What does Clark make you think of?
What does Clark make you think of?
-
The Jonster

- Posts: 40792
- Joined: Sat Mar 24, 2018 6:15 am
- Location: The realm of Mario Karting
- Tings: 51050
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
No one.
Can blue lums swim?
Can blue lums swim?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Clark makes me think of shoes.
Evidently I guess.
Why does it take so long to charge Rayman's fist in Origins?
Evidently I guess.
Why does it take so long to charge Rayman's fist in Origins?
-
The Jonster

- Posts: 40792
- Joined: Sat Mar 24, 2018 6:15 am
- Location: The realm of Mario Karting
- Tings: 51050
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Because you don't have the golden/blue fist.
Why can't Rayman fly in every game forever?
Why can't Rayman fly in every game forever?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
I mean the drawback takes forever, not the charge up 
Because not every game is Rayman forever.
Why does the shoe go crazy?
Because not every game is Rayman forever.
Why does the shoe go crazy?
-
The Jonster

- Posts: 40792
- Joined: Sat Mar 24, 2018 6:15 am
- Location: The realm of Mario Karting
- Tings: 51050
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Because Rayman is crazy silly ofc 
How come Globox doesn’t have shoes?
How come Globox doesn’t have shoes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Because he doesn't need them and also because he would look weird with shoes on.
Why is the "flying blue elf" in Band Land called that when it's not even blue?
Why is the "flying blue elf" in Band Land called that when it's not even blue?
-
The Jonster

- Posts: 40792
- Joined: Sat Mar 24, 2018 6:15 am
- Location: The realm of Mario Karting
- Tings: 51050
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
They make you blue bc Rayman is tinier and not that cool looking.
Why are there 2 moons?
Why are there 2 moons?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Because 1 moon just isn't enough 
Why are there 2 suns in DOTK?
Why are there 2 suns in DOTK?
-
The Jonster

- Posts: 40792
- Joined: Sat Mar 24, 2018 6:15 am
- Location: The realm of Mario Karting
- Tings: 51050
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
The suns exist everywhere. 
Why can’t there be more than 1 Mr. Dark?
Why can’t there be more than 1 Mr. Dark?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Because there's only 1 of him, unlike the Knaaren.
Why do people confuse Land of the Livid Dead from Rayman Origins with The Land of the Livid Dead from Rayman 3?
Why do people confuse Land of the Livid Dead from Rayman Origins with The Land of the Livid Dead from Rayman 3?
-
The Jonster

- Posts: 40792
- Joined: Sat Mar 24, 2018 6:15 am
- Location: The realm of Mario Karting
- Tings: 51050
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
One’s a heaven, the other’s a hell.
If i speak of The Jonster, do I speak of Rayman?
If i speak of The Jonster, do I speak of Rayman?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
No, Jonster is more powerful and clearly differents than Rayman.
Why Polokus exist ?
Why Polokus exist ?
-
The Jonster

- Posts: 40792
- Joined: Sat Mar 24, 2018 6:15 am
- Location: The realm of Mario Karting
- Tings: 51050
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Because The Jonster created him.
Did The Jonster create Globox?
Did The Jonster create Globox?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
No, the developers did.
Is The Jonster secretly Mr. Dark?
Is The Jonster secretly Mr. Dark?
-
The Jonster

- Posts: 40792
- Joined: Sat Mar 24, 2018 6:15 am
- Location: The realm of Mario Karting
- Tings: 51050
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Yes. Muahahhahhahahaha. 
Why does Steo have El Stomacho inside him?
Why does Steo have El Stomacho inside him?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Because he wants me to have reflux like him 
Why is The Jonster like Mr. Dark?
Why is The Jonster like Mr. Dark?
-
The Jonster

- Posts: 40792
- Joined: Sat Mar 24, 2018 6:15 am
- Location: The realm of Mario Karting
- Tings: 51050
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Because he's mysterious and hides everything about his identity. Though he may not need to anymore. 
Is The Jonster Rayman or Globox in terms of his first personality?
Is The Jonster Rayman or Globox in terms of his first personality?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Both.
Did i should make a poll about the best Rayman Game ?
Did i should make a poll about the best Rayman Game ?


