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Does getting crapped on by a bird count? Guilty anyway.

Ever accidentally stand in dog crap and walk it around the house before noticing

Innocent.
Let's just say that, for me: Avoiding them is the same way as avoiding land-mines.

Ever purposefully put something in someone's drink after they left it with you before coming back for it?

Innocent, I wouldn't be that bad

Ever sneaked out before when you were supposed to be grounded?

Innocent. I was about to, though. Well, I was about to run away from home. I might've been guilty in some sense.


Ever tried to speedrun a game even though you know you were going to suck?

Probably guilty but I usually only speedrun the old Mario games that I'm good at.

Ever just get one of them days sometimes where you literally can't get out of bed and keep falling back asleep?

Guilty. That has happened a few times recently.

Ever slept through the entire morning?

Guilty but mostly due to staying up crazy hours.

Ever wake up before an alarm clock and try get the extra few minutes out of it?

Guilty. Although I rarely use an alarm clock.

Ever forgot to do something for someone?

Guilty because I spent so much time repairing and messing about with consoles that I often forget to do something.

Ever walk into a room then stand there and think, "wait... why did I walk in here again"?

Guilty. I have had those moments before.

Ever blamed the controller for making a mistake on a video game?

Guilty time and time again and I end up squeezing them in frustration but don't wanna smash them

Ever try blame someone for talking/distracting you when you get killed in a game even though it was really your fault and you're just slightly frustrated?

Innocent.

Ever tried skateboarding or wheel skating?

Innocent. Never had interest.

Ever tried competing in sports at school?

Guilty. Table tennis (or ping pong I think you guys call it). I was awful at it though

Ever got superglue on your hand when using it and nearly glue your fingers together?

Innocent. I've actually never used superglue.

Ever spent consecutive hours watching shows, staring at the TV?

Guilty.

Ever have an appointment for something and either forget altogether or remember at the last minute?

Definitely guilty. Doctor's appointment, dentist appointment, you name it.

Ever owned both an Android and iOS phone?

Guilty. Back in 2013 I had an Xperia Z1 and an iPhone 4.

Ever had to take something out of the dishwasher mid cycle and wash it yourself because you were waiting on it?

Innocent.

Ever got embarrassed from total silence in a classroom?

Guilty.

Ever waiting on something to arrive in the post and you keep looking out the window as if that's going to make any difference?