Rayman Pirate-Community

Not bad, not bad at all! Super Mario RPG right?

Is Paper Mario going to get better?

TTYD was the best it was going to get.

How come VBA runs really bad for me and just keeps lagging, could my PC be too powerful?

I mean frameskipping.

Hm, perhaps in this instance a more retro computer could help you?

Why must horror movies involve disturbing things?

My Win 8.1 and Win 10 laptops can run them without frame-skipping, but neither of my computers are nowhere near as good as yours.

Because if they did not involve disturbing things, Ash Williams would never have read the Necronomicon ex mortis.

Why when it is very cold, the heat of our hands is the same as that of the very coals of hell?

Because the cold brings fiery frostbite to your hands.

Why must integrated graphic cards suck?

Because if they did not have the ability to do that, the porn industry would be total chaos

Why Knuckles can fly?

Because he a magic hedgehog.

Why is Amy Rose racing with a car?

Because he prefers to run over Sonic instead of following him on foot.

Why do slugs dance when they throw salt in their bodies?

So they can dry up while jiggling.

Why do phones have shitty batteries?

They don't, that's only older iPhones.

Was there some Rayman news overnight again?

If the Jonster games count, then yes!

Does yoga involve pretzels?

Yes and you have to make the pretzels with your legs!

Did anyone steal my cocoa overnight? (sorry I had to say a C word)

Yes, I did.

Want some free money?

Money does not make happiness, macaroni does it!

The synthwave is a meal?

Yes, just eat it with some chocolate mashed potatoes.

Do things happen for a reason?

Aaron wrote:Did anyone steal my cocoa overnight? (sorry I had to say a C word)

I only one C word and that's not it

No they happen because of stupid people usually (in my case that's where my family's stress comes from)

Wouldn't it be great to receive over 30 notifications?

It would be awesome, I totally wouldn't spend like 30 minutes to read them all (what I mean is altogether, not individually)

Isn't black such a happy color?

Most of my computers are black so yeah

Am I mean to people sometimes? (It doesn't feel like I am, but is being honest mean, really?)

No, sometimes you have to be honest to get through to people. You're not really the type to be mean though.

Should I stay or should I go? (I know those were song lyrics from somewhere... )

If I go there will be trouble. And if I stay it will be double

If I type wind, which wind does that mean? Wind or wind