Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Aaron]

The wind in nature, of course.

Is sleeping just a longer version of a blink?

[Lil_DRE]

When we sleep we travel in time, all around us moves fast, our minds dominate the fabric that exists between reality and the spiritual, so if you sleep only 5 minutes, for the rest of the universe it will be 8 hours approximately, the blinking is our loader of time, the more we blink, the more likely we are to travel through time more quickly through sleep, our mind is the most powerful thing that can exist, rather than a nuclear bomb, more than a word, our mind has the power to dominate the total future of our life, that is why sleep is a power that becomes uncontrollable for the smallest being in all of total existence.

Why does melted cheese taste better than regular cheese?

[The Jonster]

Because it's so luscious when you eat it.

Why does peanut butter taste better than regular butter?

[Aaron]

Because it's creamy.

Why do songs that I listen to for a really short amount of time get stuck in my head?

[The Jonster]

Because they’re so good and act catchy!!

Where did the internet go?

[Aaron]

It went to fix something, it will come back in a few seconds.

Why do people ask questions to other people that they themselves know the answer to?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because that's life and its wife, buddy.

Is gold just painted bricks?

[The Jonster]

Yes, it's literally just spray painted on.

What's a waterbed like?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Swim in a pool in a hotel. There is your answer!

What's the difference between two peopl's houses?

[The Jonster]

Zero.

What is the heart of the cards?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Valentine's Day Cards.


When they say "throw the game", do we literally throw the game?

[The Jonster]

Yes, that's also why we say "Wiiii!!!" and "Wiiii U!!!"

What is a Switch used for?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

To rearrange something.

Who are you?

[The Jonster]

I am.....your father.

Am I Squidward?

[Steo]

No.

Are there any other Squidward's I should know about?

[The Jonster]

Meowwww....

Who is Dirty Dan?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

A pimp.


What is an idiom?

[The Jonster]

An eejit.

What does it mean to cheat someone?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

If you duplicate an answer sheet for them to use.


Do onions have layers?

[The Jonster]

Yes, the first one makes you cry.

Which cheeses are delicious?