Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Aaron]

You won't get any BSODs anymore.

Why do some chocolate bars and even vegetable oil brands have the exact same names as galaxies and planets? (like Mars and Milky Way)

[Steo]

Because they were trying to teach kids about astronomy but they just wanted chocolate.

Why do the US spellings always very from the UK spellings?

[Aaron]

Because the US and the UK are having an argument about it.

Why is it called hawaiian pizza when it didn't even originate from Hawaii?

[The Jonster]

Because it has pineapples on it which invade the pizza.

What does it mean to shed blood?

[Steo]

You have a shed in the garden and it's bloody.

Why do people call it a minigun if it's feckin huge?

[The Jonster]

It shoots out minibullets!

What does it mean to break a leg?

[Steo]

It means AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

What if the bed bugs bite?

[The Jonster]

It means that you have to set your bed on fire!

Can pigs fly?

[Steo]

The Police have helicopters

How much does your phone charge?

[The Jonster]

Only as far as I can throw it

How do you set something on fire with a flamethrower?

[Steo]

Throw water over it

What is a fire hydrant?

[The Jonster]

A hydrant that bursts fire.

How do you play a piano with metal keys?

[Steo]

Throw your keys on the piano

Is the key to your future the key for your bedroom door?

[The Jonster]

Yes, the key to your dreams.

Can cheese and fish go together?

[Steo]

With broccoli and ice-cream yes.

Does Sunday mean it's sunny out?

[The Jonster]

No it means the sun will burn your face off that day.

When the moon comes out, is it time to sleep?

[Steo]

No it's time to howl

If you hit people using a staff, are you literally hitting people with members of staff?

[The Jonster]

No you are hitting them with members of the musical staff

What should you wish for when you see a shooting star?

[Steo]

Some chocolate biscuits and a nice cuppa

Why does windows 10 suck?

[The Jonster]

That would be awesome to have

Because 10 is a shitty number, it shoudl be 7 instead because it's so great!

Why do eyePhones suck?