Rayman Pirate-Community

...Rayman's parents tell him world-saving is way too dangerous.
...Rigatoni opens a pasta store.
...Globox suffocates when Rayman glomps him in R2.

...when Rayman eat the Joe's.
...when Joe's eat the Rayman.

...Murphy has to save the world from evil.
...Globox has to save the world from evil and Murphy.
...Flips has to save the world from evil, Murphy and Globox.

...The evil needs to save the world from Murphy, Globox and Flips.
...The world needs to save the evil from Murphy, Globox and Flips.
...A plum needs to save Mr. Stone from Murphy, Globox, Ly, and Rick Roll.

...you have to save the world!
or wait...

...you fail at failing
...you think pirates are cooler then Sepiroth
...you think YOU are cooler then Sepiroth
...You think lazers in R3 are just shoop dah whoop lazors

Lazers? There is no lazers in R3?

...you mention the easter Rabbid.

...you've only just heard of the Rabbids

...you fail to jump.

..you get Betilla and Betina mixed up. (I suck at Rayman when I'm tired then...)

...you reduce Globox by Green Can
...you reduce Murfy by Green Can
...you reduce Rayman by Green Can
...you kill Globox by Red Can
...you kill Rayman by Red Can
...you can't use Yellow Can

You can't find any can

...You tell Murfy he needs a decent dentist.
... You nick Jano's hat.
... You tell Rayman lilac is a girly colour.

... you think Rayman is a girl.

Michel Ancel sucks at Rayman. (The dress in RRR?)

...You think Globox is a girl.
...you think Murphy is a girl.
...you think Jano is a girl.
...you think Razor is a girl.
...you think Rigatino is a girl.
...you think Uglette is a gi...oh wait she is.
...you think uglette is a boy.

...You think Clark is a girl.
...You think Murphy is a football.
...You think Globox is a tennis ball.

...you think Rayman is Mario
...you think Globox is Sonic
...you think Murfy is Yoshi
...you think Ly is Amy Rose
...you think Tily is Peach
...you think Sssam is Jet the Hawk
...you think Carmen is Bowser
...you think Clark is Robotnik
...you think Teensies are Toads
...you think Baby Globoxes are Chao
...you think Betilla is Daisy
...you think Magician is Tails
...you think Mr. Dark is Count Bleck (from Super Paper Mario)
...you think Dark Rayman is Shadow
...you think Razorbeard is Luigi
...you think Reflux is E-123 Omega
...you think Andre is Kamek
...you think Robo-Pirates are Eggman's Robots
...you think Hoodlums are Koopa Troopas
...you think all of Rayman characters are Robotnik's pingases

Fat_Mario wrote:Count Bleck (from Super Paper Mario)

I love him. And how he relates to himself in the third person. A bit like Lac-Mac, except waaaaaaaay more evil. And he hasn't got a crush on Betina...

...You think Murphy is Zac Efron.

...You think a red lum is a green car.
...You think André is your cat.
...You think Globox is a trash can.
...You can't see Rayman in the mirror...
...because ha is a vampire!