Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

[Aaron]

A nemesis, hence the name "Raymesis"

What's so great about that escape? (Rayman 2: The Great Escape)

[The Jonster]

Because it's Rayman who escapes, it's amazing!

Why is Rayman blue in Japanese?

[PluMGMK]

Because uvular articulation of the final consonant of his name makes him sad.

But what about the initial consonant?

[The Jonster]

It makes him righteous so in order to fix his blueness he makes everybody else in the Glade weird looking, such as Ly, so he won't feel bad.

Why does Ly like to race people?

[Steo]

Because she's trying to show which race is better

Why so people say there's only 1 cymbal in Rayman 1 if it's actually 2 cymbals crashing together?

[The Jonster]

I dunno, maybe because there's only 1 set of 2?

Can I get a cuppa Joe?

[PluMGMK]

Only when this young limbless eejit I sent into the caves restores my power. What's taking him so long anyway? He just has to navigate the dark cave, dodge the lava balls, deal with the spiders, plug it in, and take the flying saucers back. Simple!

What detergent does Space Mama use in that crazy machine of hers?

[Aaron]

Just normal lasers.

Why do I have a mixed opinion on Jano?

[The Jonster]

He gives you nightmares, that's why!

I wonder if that limbless eejit Joe sent into the caves can bring me back a some cream and sweeetener, I needa boost today, boi?

[Steo]

Uh yeah

Why doesn't Joe go turn the power on by himself?

[The Jonster]

Because he's afraid of the dark, ofc, even with a firefly!

What is that song the Musician is playing?

[Birds858]

This : Why the Glades of Dreams exist ?

[The Jonster]

Because we're all dreaming when we sleep.

Who is Tarayzan?

[Aaron]

A Tarzan imposter.

Why does Space Mama wield her rolling pin around when it's not even a weapon?

[Steo]

Because she needs to look threatening somehow and just grabbed that

Why does heartburn make El Stomacho so angry?

[The Jonster]

Because heartburn burns you up, that’s why!
Though it depends on how happy the person usually is

Can the Mockingbird sing?

[Steo]

Yeah but he doesn't want to sing, he just wants to bubblize Rayman

Why can't you get enough Lums for a Lum medal on the mockingbird fight without letting him survive for longer on purpose?

[The Jonster]

Because he’s trying to kill you man! But you like it don’t you?? 8

What is the concept of bubblisation? Can anyone tell me?

[Steo]

A hit turns them into a bubble then another hit pops them

Why did they remove the bubble from Legends and make them immediately vanish instead?

[The Jonster]

I dunno I have to play both UbiArt games in the future. Very near future that is..

Can I bubblize the fairies too?