Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:56 am
by Aaron
A nemesis, hence the name "Raymesis"
What's so great about that escape? (Rayman 2: The Great Escape)
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 2:05 pm
by The Jonster
Because it's Rayman who escapes, it's amazing!
Why is Rayman blue in Japanese?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 5:36 pm
by PluMGMK
Because uvular articulation of the final consonant of his name makes him sad.
But what about the initial consonant?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 11:24 pm
by The Jonster
It makes him righteous so in order to fix his blueness he makes everybody else in the Glade weird looking, such as Ly, so he won't feel bad.
Why does Ly like to race people?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 2:37 am
by Steo
Because she's trying to show which race is better
Why so people say there's only 1 cymbal in Rayman 1 if it's actually 2 cymbals crashing together?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:23 am
by The Jonster
I dunno, maybe because there's only 1 set of 2?
Can I get a cuppa Joe?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 5:59 pm
by PluMGMK
Only when this young limbless eejit I sent into the caves restores my power. What's taking him so long anyway? He just has to navigate the dark cave, dodge the lava balls, deal with the spiders, plug it in, and take the flying saucers back. Simple!
What detergent does Space Mama use in that crazy machine of hers?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 6:05 pm
by Aaron
Just normal lasers.
Why do I have a mixed opinion on Jano?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 6:09 pm
by The Jonster
He gives you nightmares, that's why!
I wonder if that limbless eejit Joe sent into the caves can bring me back a some cream and sweeetener, I needa boost today, boi?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 6:58 pm
by Steo
Uh yeah
Why doesn't Joe go turn the power on by himself?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 7:00 pm
by The Jonster
Because he's afraid of the dark, ofc, even with a firefly!
What is that song the Musician is playing?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 7:03 pm
by Birds858
This :
Why the Glades of Dreams exist ?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 7:05 pm
by The Jonster
Because we're all dreaming when we sleep.
Who is Tarayzan?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:48 pm
by Aaron
A Tarzan imposter.
Why does Space Mama wield her rolling pin around when it's not even a weapon?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:51 pm
by Steo
Because she needs to look threatening somehow and just grabbed that
Why does heartburn make El Stomacho so angry?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:32 pm
by The Jonster
Because heartburn burns you up, that’s why!
Though it depends on how happy the person usually is
Can the Mockingbird sing?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:56 pm
by Steo
Yeah but he doesn't want to sing, he just wants to bubblize Rayman
Why can't you get enough Lums for a Lum medal on the mockingbird fight without letting him survive for longer on purpose?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:58 pm
by The Jonster
Because he’s trying to kill you man! But you like it don’t you?? 8
What is the concept of bubblisation? Can anyone tell me?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:05 pm
by Steo
A hit turns them into a bubble then another hit pops them
Why did they remove the bubble from Legends and make them immediately vanish instead?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:07 pm
by The Jonster
I dunno I have to play both UbiArt games in the future. Very near future that is..