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In others words when I’m as old as you again right?
Haha just kidding.

You get a much stronger variation of the “SEEEGA!!!” sound

If I throw a laptop on the floor will it break into pieces on the outside or be damaged on the inside?

You'll never be as old and cranky as Steo

You'll break the heads on the HDD and you'll need to buy a new one then install an OS on it

Why would you throw a laptop on the floor anyway?

Because Rayman 3 is too good for the computer so I need an excuse to get a better computer.

Why won’t you play the piano?

Because I lost my keys

If I slip up, does that mean I fell up a hill?

No it means you fell up a wall!

Speaking of walls, what does it mean when I drive someone up a wall?

It means that you are carpooling in a car with magnetic Wheels.

Can I use a toaster as a Wi-Fi Router?

Yeah that's easy, you just get Virgin Media if it's available. The router they give you is a toaster.

If I boil water then I've got steam. That means I can download games on it right?

Let's revive this topic.

Haha, yes. But your games will be steaming also.

Why is it called heartburn if it's not even your heart that's aching?

It's called heartburn because your heart is on fire, though you usually don't feel it because it's a silent burn.

Why is it called autocorrect if it can't even correct things accurately?

Autocorrect is drunk, that's why.

Why did Luigi need an entire mansion? Why wasn't he happy with just a house?

Because he was jealous of Mario and how people on quiz shows think his name is Antonio.

Who is Antonio anyway?

Another name for Luigi if "Luigi" is already taken.

Can I drink an entire river with a straw?

You can drink the entire sea instead if you're Spongebob.

Is there any reason to waste money on a new phone when mine is doing just fine?

Yeah, so you can accidentally sit on it

If there's a way to climb up a mountain, can you also climb down?

Yeah, you just need the power to run on walls and you can run down it.

What colour should I wear on St. Patrick's day?

Gold, since that’s what leprechauns love!

Will mixing whiskey and Guinness together bring me the best in both drinks?

It'll turn your friend into 2 friends and your laptop into to laptops.

Is it really illegal to fix an electric shower in your own home?

It isn't Since I never thought that doing that Would be illegal.

Are these symbols parts of the alphabet?
€ ¥ £ ¢

Yeah it's just Money-ay language.

Does a pane of glass mean it hurts?

R4Y_ANC3L wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 2:42 pm Are these symbols parts of the alphabet?
€ ¥ £ ¢

Yes, for example, you can use the € symbol also for the capital E.

Steo wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 3:23 pm Does a pane of glass mean it hurts?

No, it doesn't, it means the pun hurts.

When my ears are jammed, does that mean music flows between them?