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I do! I would like to chow down on some ders!

What’s the purpose of auto correct if it changes technically correct words into different ones with different meanings?

That's autoconfuse for you!

Is Biffy Clyro really the mountain, and the sea?

Evidently, since this whole game seems to have been stuck crossing a mountain and a sea for the last two years or so

Do coffee machines have eyes?

Well, only if you want them to

Does Guinness World Records contain all the records people set with Guinness?

They're too drunk to remember the answer.

Why is it named a Curly Wurly if it's actually not curly and just looks like chocolate with holes drilled in it?

Those aren't holes, they're optical illusions caused by curvature of spacetime around the chocolate. It's engineered so that spacetime itself goes all curly-wurly around the bar, but you can't really appreciate it just by looking with your eyes.

Should I try to write an operating system in Perl?

Yes but you use a clam computer first!

Should I go have my cake now and eat it?

Only if it's covered in fish-shaped ethylbenzene!

If someone tore you to pieces and threw every piece into a fire, would you call it a triumph, and a huge success?

Well actually, i'd call it three burning letters, since you only tore 3!

If I seal strawberries iin a jar will that make it fresher?

Depends on what alternate universe the jar is a portal to!

Should I introduce my cats to some tigers in the zoo since they're related?

Sure, if you want the zoo to close!

Should I have some pizza after RD is over?

No, because you asked me that you can never have pizza again!

Will I reach 500 posts?

Yes, because there's more than 3 minutes don't listen to the counter!

Is my phone dead after hitting the water?

Of course it swam out the gravy.

What is Rayman's name again?

Raymond.

Why am I responding to this thread?

Because you must.

Does Windows NT 5.3 run on Pentium III Xeon?

Yes, that's what I'm typing on right now. That's how I run YouTube.


Why do wooden pencils need to be sharpened?

No, but it does on Xenon.

Why did I forget about this thread?

Because it turned invisible.

What does this say?

About the expression to the second thing.

Can I play BioShock 3 on Windows 7 build 6969?