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Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:53 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
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Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:53 pm
by LoveMetal
You won the fight! :D

Before you strike the chatbot with the final punch, a tall man spawn in front of you.
"What's happening here? I'm the responsible of this building, and I do not tolerate any damage made to our material!"

1. This fucking chatbot is not functionning correctly!
2. We didn't damage it, we only tried to get closer because it is a bit deaf

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:54 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1. Fuck off you tall ugly man.

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:54 pm
by LoveMetal
"What do you want?", asks the responsible.

1. We need the pass A-38 in order to access archived informations about someone

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:55 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1. If you don't give us the pass we will fight you too.

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:55 pm
by LoveMetal
"You could have said it sooner instead of creating all this mess!"
Then he gives you a file, with A-38 written on it.
"Now you have to show it to repository 12, third floor, corridor B, door 6.", he says.

1. Go to the repository

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:56 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1. Let's go.

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:57 pm
by LoveMetal
You enter into a huge but very tidy repository, and you find the two secretaries talking between them:
"- ... then, she bought an animated wallpaper on deviant art.
- She won't let a static one? What an idea!
- Oh, you know her, she would to anything to impress people, and she hasn't even enough money to buy an antivirus!"

1. Excuse me ladies...

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:57 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1. Yo biatch.

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:58 pm
by LoveMetal
They don't mind and they continue talking:

"- She sold her Fortnite account, on the argument that it's too much time consuming!
- What an idea!
- But in reality, I know that the situation of her husband..."

1. Ladies please!

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:58 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
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Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:59 pm
by LoveMetal
"Don't you see that I'm busy!?", she argues. "What do you want?"

1. I need to check the archives for someone named 'Driftmoon', here is the A-38 pass

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:59 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
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Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:00 pm
by LoveMetal
One of the ladies takes your pass, leads you to a row of datacenters in the repository and tells you: "You have one hour of granted access".

1. Crawl the data

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:01 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
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Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:01 pm
by LoveMetal
After some intensive searching, you find an old skyblog of the spammer.
"Look, this fucker has left its IP in public!", says the fart.

1. What to do now?

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:02 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
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Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:02 pm
by LoveMetal
"At the end of the internet highway we can find the Place of All Glitches.", Ajax informs you.
"It is a very instable place, where everything there is getting corrupted. We should place his IP adress here!"

1. Sounds like a good plan
2. Isn't it a bit harsh?
3. Aren't we getting corrupted ourselves if we go there?

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:03 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
3. That sounds worrying in fact!

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:04 pm
by LoveMetal
"Yes we might, but it is a risk we have to take."

1. Fine then, let's get back to the highway