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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:09 pm
by Steo
No they just slap you :lol:

why do the Teensies slap the crap out of you in Origins if you hit one? :lol:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:10 pm
by The Jonster
Because they want you to save the world not spend time golfing off.

Can The Jonster fit in the Glade of Dreams?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:15 pm
by Steo
Not if the camera zooms out too far and makes it too small.

Can Rayman wear a watch?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 7:36 am
by The Jonster
Yes, of course and he can use it to aim lasers at people.

I wonder where Bzzit's hands went?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:58 pm
by Aaron
They went to find a red lum and turn it into a black lum (Rayman 3 credits reference)

Why wasn't Ly in Rayman 3?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 9:04 pm
by The Jonster
She is, in the Longest Shortcut! :D

What kind of instruments can the Musician play?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 9:11 pm
by Aaron
But that's just a statue of her, I meant like in the game giving you powers like she did in Rayman 2.

A guitar.

Why does Rayman's slide look so cool in Rayman Legends?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 9:15 pm
by The Jonster
Oh i see. She appaers in the GBA versiont though! But that's probably not what you're looking for either.

Because his hair is flying with him instead of just his hair.

Why does Rayman look so cute handstanding?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 9:24 pm
by Aaron
Yeah I meant the console version, not the handheld version.

Because he is. :mrgreen: (when he's doing that)

Why does Rayman have an angry expression on the box art of Rayman 3, M/Rush/Arena when he used to have a happy expression on the covers of the first two games?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 10:30 pm
by Steo
Because he got fed up fighting all those bad guys all the time but then in Origins he became all happy again :hap:

Why doesn't Ssssam appear in Rayman 3?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:32 am
by Aaron
Because Razoff captured him.

Why is it so fun to race with the Teensies in Rayman M?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 2:28 pm
by The Jonster
Because they’re too small and you can step on them easily.

Why doesn’t Rayman appear in Super Mario Bros?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:52 pm
by WizardMinecraft
Because logic

Why can't Globox eat Scooby Doo

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:59 pm
by StelzenBomber
because only dogs and shaggys can it it

WHy cant rayman Eat himselfe since his body is an aubergine

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:06 pm
by WizardMinecraft
because the world would explode

Why does rayman eat lums

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:18 pm
by StelzenBomber
because idk whene he even does

Why isnt Ly lieing all the time?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:24 pm
by Aaron
Because she's a fairy and fairies don't lie.

How was Polokus able to sleep for so long?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:31 pm
by StelzenBomber
coma

where was polokus beard in rayman 2

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:33 pm
by WizardMinecraft
Because the "Toggle Polokus' beard" Secret wasn't on.

Why is there a million rayman recolors?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:02 pm
by StelzenBomber
because rayman is not colorblind

why can rayman change his design so much