Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Greengoop]

Baby don’t hurt me

Will you hurt me no more?

[LukeAxolotl4]

That depends did you steal my Potatoes?

Do lights sit on people?

[The Jonster]

No, lights Ste green so they bring money.

What would happen if I stuffed kimchi up somebody’s b***?

[Giant Chicken]

They would do it to you for payback! I know from experience, unfortunately.

Why does sushi exist?

[Greengoop]

To steer people away from accepting pizza as the supreme food

Do opinions exist or is there just one correct answer for everything?

[DaveRattlehead]

Opinions exist, just keep in mind that there are no dumb opinions, but dumb people who have an opinion.

Why is Internet legal?

[lumgum]

It's not, but the police don't know how to arrest it.

Why can't I eat the yellow snow?

[Greengoop]

Because it’s infused with contaminated lum gum

Will I ever use my switch again?

[Barakon]

Now, who’s top? Ramon or Bullfrog? (I’m a shipping mood lol)

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Why is tily so annoying?

You can't stand how difficult it is to emulate her high-pitched vocalisations, even though you really want to.

Did PluM know?

I love this, man, so cool.

[Rsandee]

Because it’s infused with contaminated lum gum

Will I ever use my switch again?

You'll use your switch to turn on the light.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

[Greengoop]

D, because they just don’t like that one for some reason

Is KSI’s new song that bad?

[Rsandee]

Not if you're deaf.

How many hours are there in a strawberry?

[The Jonster]

Ten million infinities.

How do you make cheese on the moon?

[Giant Chicken]

Simply hire a cow to go mine some from the moon, the moon is made of cheese after all!

Why do people taste dog food for a living?

[Greengoop]

Because all the dogs they tried to hire for it just said “yip yap raff” when they asked them if they’d had any job experience before, so they had to find someone who spoke English

Why did I pick this name and not something cooler?

[The Jonster]

Like, what kind of name. Bluegoop222???

What do you get when you mix water with water?

[PluMGMK]

Bored, very quickly. And a bit of dihydrogen monoxide to boot.

Why do I have 116 open tabs?

[Greengoop]

So you can look at all of the nymph r34 at once!

Who is the CEO of Earth?

[The Jonster]

Me. Now go finish playing Rayman 2! And do Rayman 3, Super Mario 64, Super Mario Sunshine, and Super Mario Galaxy while you’re at it!

What do I get if I combined 11 cups of green goop with 22 cups of blue goop?

[Greengoop]

He finally appears… greyslop34712

Will Bluegoop222 ever return?