Rayman Pirate-Community

Committing crimes in school
As a Chinese living in China, how can I dig through the earth to reach China?

Spend a few hours digging a hole, get bored, and realise your stuck on the ground, then dig further, end up in America and go through someone else’s tunnel to China!

Why is everything so difficult?

Because you have set the difficultly level of your life to "hard" when you were born.

Is there a way to make any of your wishes real?
If so tell me how

Negotiate with Satan.

Why did I move here?

Have you ever made cheese?

Yes it was goopy and green. And tasted like blue chocolate.

You! Me! Rivals! Yes?

Yes? No? Possibly; 56% chance\ Never! Most likely<>

Why is the most explicit word for every explicit body part also the name of an animal?

Because if it were the names of french cuisine, we would be confused as to how I'd slide my lovely Choucroute garnie into the ladies sweet sweet Aligot et Diots de Savoie.

Why is Youtube straight up refusing a review of Disney's Mufasa?

Because Disney has forgotten who they are, and so they have forgotten him.

Why won't two parallel lines ever cross?

Because they're scared of physical contact with the other line, and refuse to touch them.

Why can I turn a cucumber into a pickle, but not the other way around?

Because pickles are rather defiant vegetables and refuse to change who they are.

Why can't we snore-beatbox like Rayman and the gang do in Origins?

Because our primal instinct is keeping us safe by getting beaten up by a bunch of grannies and psychlopses!

Why am I not 10’10 and jacked after hitting the gym for a month?

Because you only lifted .5 pound weights.

Why can't mushrooms be used as platforms?

because someone forgot their ham and cheese sandwich and left it at work

how many babies am i legally allowed to step on (refrence)

The same as the amount of trees you're legally allowed to shave.

Why shouldn't we cut our nails with a chainsaw?

Because the logical system would get confused and believe we were in childbirth, and babies would stem out of our fingers!

Do you have the time, to listen to me whine?

Yes, about anything and everything all at once!

Am I one of those melodramatic fools?

Yes, you are neurotic to the bone! No doing about it!

Do you sometimes give yourself the creeps?

Yes! Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me!

Do you think I’m cracking up?

Well sorta, but I think it’s more you are both paranoid and stoned!

Why did I go to a shrink?