Rayman Pirate-Community

I am a capacitor, I store charge.

I wish I could use that charge.

You don't, instead you explode.

I wish explosions were not explosions.

They aren't, now, they're implosions.

I wish I could drive now.

You can drive a tank!

I wish you didn't smash that house.

He didn't, but you did.

I wish I hadn't said that.

Now you have no posts on the forum.

I wish you were more active.

I am completely active now, so much so that I become RPC.

I wish that doesn't happen.

It doesn't happen to be you are an admin!

I wish you were a junior moderator!

Well, I'd rather not be demoted, being a normal Mod is nice.

I wish to be as good a mod as can be.

You are super orsum.

I wish you were more orsum.

Master becomes so orsum that he consumes everyone in the whole world.

I wish I was a super cool giant monitor guy that could fly around displaying justin bieber videos at full volume to everyone to make sure that their eyes and ears burn.

Now you are now a huge 9,000" monitor!

I wish you would play something decent.

I play something so decent that it becomes the opposite of decent and becomes more crap and crap until everyone implodes.

I wish more members posted in this thread often.

MAny members ninja post you!

I wish that didn't happen...

It doesn't, instead, your internet breaks.

I wish that doesn't happen either.

Now it broke on you.

I wish everything was fixed.

Now dead terrorists are fixed and are uniting in order to team up with the aliens and destroy the earth. Great job.

I wish I was the coolest man that anyone could ever talk to.

You are so cool, you are frozen!

I wish you thawed.

I thaw but I break with the ice, leaving a pile of 12 year old frozen body pieces on the ground.

I wish you shouldn't have done that.

I didn't, instead...

I wish for you to be 10 years old!