Corrupt a wish!

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you wake up and realize in horror that it was a dream and this plays when you wake up...


I wish I wasn’t feeling sick to my stomach right now.

[Steo]

Granted but then I do instead.

I wish I didn't have a horrible sleep pattern.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then I get the horrible sleep pattern to add to my already poor sleep pattern.

I wish I could finish all my games quickly.

[Steo]

Granted but now you have my sleep pattern

I wish I could be as good as others at Rayman 3 and be able to get the 3 Matuvu combo.

[The Jonster]

Granted but it turns out I'm the one who succeeded!

I wish my friends could all make it to RD.

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Granted but then in casual activities, you get so much ninja posts in your arse that it is not even funny.


I wish that pizza can fly to my house when I order them.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then the pizzas fly into the painted outside walls of your house, making it cheesy and vulernable to flying cheese elves.

I wish I could make up weird responses like that!

[Aaron]

Uhh... what's your wish?

[The Jonster]

I wish I could make up weird responses like that!

[R4Y_ANC3L]

I wish I could make up weird responses like that!

Granted But then responses in general will Stay illogical.


I wish Containment Facilities for keeping supernatural anomalies out of Contact from civilization are real.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then they escape, releasing terrible things intot he world!

I wish that everybody could make RD.

[Steo]

Granted but they're vinyl records instead

I wish I could achieve the higher scores I want on those other levels in Rayman 3.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then it turns out you used a cheat

I wish I cold jump higher in the GC version of Rayman 3.

[Steo]

Granted but now he won't move forward mid jump.

I wish I could play every game perfectly without cheating like feck

[The Jonster]

Granted but then the games become boring.

I wish I could learn how to fly with my hair.

[Steo]

Granted but you're only flying with a jetpack but have hair

I wish I could figure out what happened to that toe.

[The Jonster]

Granted but then you forget what the problem is.

I wish my personality didn't have flaws.

[Steo]

Guilty but then your body has flaws instead.

I wish there was such thing as the perfect OS.

[Aaron]

Granted but then your internet connection will have flaws.

I wish there will never be any spam attacks on this forum ever again.

[Steo]

Granted but then nobody can log in without being accused of spamming.

I wish I could afford the last couple of Rayman games I don't own yet.