Rayman Pirate-Community

Granted but then you can type only while cooking, and it's all about recipes. No more gaming discussion!

I wish my aging wired headphones stopped sounding like they have some kind of low-pass filter in them.

Granted but then your computer will have that filter.

I wish I would always have a smooth internet connection just like yesterday when I was showering.

Guilty but then your keys stop working so you call in the Ol' Technician Steo (my grandpa :hihihin: ) to fix it!

I wish I knew what Fifo's real name is.

You will know, but the result would be disastrous since you will regret having wanted to know his name.

I wish I had an Unusual on TF2

Granted but then your TF2 explodes.

Sometimes I wish life could be peaceful all the time.

Granted But humans on Earth won't make that wish come true, anyway.
Damn you, reproductive system! I would ban sexual intercourse to the adsolute max!


I wish I had that privilege.

Granted but then you lose all the other privileges.

I wish all the people using drugs would take a good look in the mirror and realise what they're doing to themselves and their families.

Granted but then people start getting fat due to withdrawal symptoms from looking in the mirror.

I wish I could feel the way I did back then when I first started with this forum.....

Granted. But unfortunately, you feel paranoid like "certain people" needlessly.


I wish that in the future, there will be robots.

Granted but the robots take over the world.

I wish dinosaurs still existed.

Granted, there's chaos and no hope for survival.

I wish some computer mouses weren't squeaky.

To go to and live in Estonia.

Granted but then the place gets broken off from the rest of the world, leaving you stranded.

I wish that I could literally take food from pages in a cookbook and eat them.

Granted but you don't feel well afterwards.

I wish I could control the weather.

Granted but then your weather powers are amplified and altered so if you want it to rain, it will rain dogs and cats!

I wish my friend would answer her text.

Granted but she answers it when she's exhausted.

I wish I could become a ghost at any time to prevent bad things happening on a daily basis.

Granted but then there’s no way for you to turn back so you can no longer eat, play, or hang out with your friends.

I wish I could find inspiration easily.

Granted but you have to lose your patience

I wish some people wouldn't do silly things without thinking.

Granted but then they get headaches from thinking.

I wish I wasn’t one of those people.

Yes I do that sometimes too

Granted but then your stomach hurts instead.

I wish my I had a better method for cooling my original Xbox without it being loud.