Corrupt a wish!

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:24 am

Granted but then you lose the ability to walk.

I wish I could have plum juice right now.

Post by **Steo** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:25 am

Granted but then you have no food.

I wish I had a cup of tea.

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:35 am

But then you have nothing to mix into it like milk.

I wish I had something to drink that doesn't require me to walk.

Post by **Steo** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:38 am

Granted but it's not pleasant.

I wish I could post while sleeping.

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:39 am

Granted but then your sleep is not quality.

I wish I could sleep at the perfect moment.

Post by **Steo** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:44 am

Granted but then you don't wake at the perfect moment.

I wish I could get my second wind.

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:46 am

Granted but then it goes out quickly.

I wish I could not keep my eyes half-closed.

Post by **Steo** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:46 am

Granted but then I fall asleep instead.

I wish I could manage to just stay awake for 14 miserable hours.

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:49 am

But then you'll get cranky afterwards if your wish is granted!

I wish I could get money from selling Tings.

Post by **Steo** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:50 am

Granted but then you get banned from RPC.

I wish I could use Linux on my Laptop too.

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:56 am

Granted but then Windows gets a better upgrade.

I wish people could stick around awhile just for today.

Post by **Steo** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:58 am

Granted but then then they never come back.

I wish I could be given something to make me less tired.

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:58 am

Granted but then you can't take it.

I wish I could live forever.

Post by **Steo** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:08 am

Granted but then life sucks.

I wish I could stay awake for 48 hours.

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:09 am

Granted but then you realise it actually read 84!

I wish 48 hours could go by quickly.

Post by **Steo** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:11 am

Granted but then you slept through them.

I wish I could not feel sick when I'm tired.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:37 am

Granted but you can never get back to normal ever from being tired.

I wish Microsoft didn't Force Windows 10 down our throats.

Post by **Steo** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:39 am

Granted but then they'll just force Windows 11 on you instead.

I wish Windows 7 would extend its support.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:50 am

Granted but it only gets extended for a day.

I wish I was a bit faster with posting in RD

Post by **Steo** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:52 am

Granted but then you'll burn out.

I wish I could just manage to get through the next 11 hours somehow.

Rayman Pirate-Community