Would You Rather... ?

[Hoozang]

The Melon Lord. I'm gonna add the sugar the Melon is needing.

Would you rather feel da carnage or be awesome and get a lot of money?

[Bradandez]

Get a lot of money. I'm already awesome tho.

Would you rather murder someone but no one knows, yet you feel really guilty to the point of severe depression/suicidal thoughts or have everyone think you murdered someone, but you didn't?

[Xenon]

The first one.

Would you rather win a hundred-thousand bucks or visit the moon?

[MrBadGuy]

Hundred thousand bucks, I hear there's nothing to do on the moon.

WYR have dicks for ears, or your bum and groin reversed so you pee backwards and poo in front?

[Xenon]

I think the second. Having dicks for ears could only be a tragedy, really.

Would you rather have two wooden legs or a hook for a hand?

[MrBadGuy]

Hmmm the hook would be useful when commandeering a sea vessel, but I'm gonna have to go with legs, hands are just too damn important

WYR swap your beard with your pubes (and it has to be at least an inch long), or have no joints in your fingers?

[Xenon]

I'd have no finger joints. Hell, I'd rather have no fingers at all than a beard like that.

Would you rather have the head of a gorilla or be dwarf-size with antlers?

[beebo44]

Dwarf-sized with antlers. I'd like to keep my head thanks. xD

Would you rather be a hated dictator with all the money and power you could want, or a beloved leader with the same money as an average man and people constantly trying to manipulate you into doing your country wrong?

[Xenon]

Definitely the second.


Would you rather live in extreme poverty with someone you love or be forever alone with riches?

[Shrooblord]

I'll take love over money in a heartbeat.

Would you rather drink your liver out in one fun evening or live your entire life in sobriety?

[PluMGMK]

Well, living my life in sobriety is what I've been doing so far, and that shows no signs of changing, so…

Would you rather be really intelligent, but have deficient organs that require you to be always hooked up to machines, or sound organs but somewhat below-average intelligence?

[Master]

I'll take intelligence, then use it to create a robotic body, win-win.

Would you rather feel or be completely logical?

[Shrooblord]

I'd rather feel. It's easy to think of negative emotions and just want to discard them, but people often forget how wonderful the positive emotions can be. I get more of a stimulus out of those than out of my negative ones, so I'll glady take my downs with my ups.

Would you rather deal with the consequences of your actions or be able to blame a 'master controller' for controlling you into doing what you did? I.e. rather throw away or accept your responsibilities?

[Jewish Candy]

Our rational faculties depend on our emotional faculties in any case.

Honestly? I'd rather be a dead body available for others to do as they would with. BUT - if I must remain conscious and alive, then I definitely choose to be the source of my own actions. Either I am not-me or I am me, and if I am me then I have to be me. If that makes sense.

Provided that your body and mind would continue to function as normal: would you rather have all your skin torn off, or all your innards pulled out?

[Xenon]

I would rather lose my insides, although it would be kinda weird to still be alive.

Would you rather die by drowning or die by fire (not asphyxiation)?

[Shrooblord]

I hate drowning with a passion. It used to be one of my prime nightmares. But fire fucking hurts. I guess I'd still choose drowning, despite having first-hand experience (it's not fun, kids).

Would you rather be eaten alive or stuffed with food so much, you died?

[PluMGMK]

Definitely eaten alive, I can barely tolerate eating normal amounts of food, a lot of the time!

Would you rather be unable to speak, or be able to speak only equivocally?

[Bradandez]

The second option, because at least I'll still be able to speak.

Would you rather be killed by a white cis male or be hunted down by tumblrtards?

[beebo44]

Hunted down by tumblrtards. You don't specify that I'll be killed in that scenario.

Would you rather be given millions of dollars and 15 years to live starting from now or live until you die naturally but have an average amount of money?

[Bradandez]

The second option. Fuck money, I rather live a full life.

Would you rather become Hitler every Friday or be Osama every month on the 11th?