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I once enter the woman's bathroom without noticing because my bowels were about to unleash hell on themselves. When I was already sitting down and doing the business, two women entered which ended me thinking "Oh, they must be women who use the men's room because...lesbians" (I was young, okay). I finished doing my business and headed out the restroom until another woman came in and looked nothing like a lesbian. I rushed outside and saw the women's restroom sign. Thankfully nobody seen me, except for that one lady who entered when I got out.

^Literally the exact same thing with me, except a lot of people saw me, and I decided to make a quick jog out of the building. Unfortunately, just as I was outside, I whacked my shin on a table and was on the floor for a good five minutes in pain. That was mildly embarrassing.

Undress almsot completely before some schoolmates two years ago.

Was fun, but it followed me during at least one year. Well, right now i'm not caring that much abotu this kind of stuff, as students can do even worse, but if it would have happened when I was at high school, I would have been REALLY mad.

Stupid things? well for a brief time I was getting into some pretty weird shit in the 'net, don't think I'll ever forget that. oh, and I'm a klutz, I was once running down a school hallway and accidentally wound up touching this one girls arse when I was passing by. If you can imagine it wasn't long before I was running for two reasons.

Oh wow, so many, it's hard to remember though. Well, for starters when I was as the eighth grade social I had basically made a fool of myself the entire time - not that it was a bad thing, since I do that basically all the time when I'm with my friends, plus it was much better than previous dances where I'd just sit by the wall with my friends the entire time. So anyways, when I was there I had kissed many people, I was grinding and twerking and doing other funny and/or sexual dances, and I even danced on a table at one point. I did slow dances that gradually turned into spinning around and then throwing the other person off, and speaking of grinding - I did it with only one friend and at one point we turned around to face each other after getting exhausted and someone took a picture; we were in the background and it looked like we were making out. There was lipstick on my cheeks from people kissing me, my girl friends brought me into the girls' bathroom where I hid in a stall so I wouldn't get kicked out if any female teachers came in, I went up to random people and told them cheesy pick-up lines since my friends dared me to (ex. Did you just fart, because you blew me away.).

Also, the many times I had goofed off on the bus w/ my sixth grade friends. And there was that time when I was passing back this little Superman notebook with another friend who wanted me to write in it with her, and we filled it up with dirty jokes and scenarios, and dirty drawings (ex. in the bottom-right corner there's always a picture of Superman with his fist in the air, so I drew a butt on top of his fist with juices of some kind flowing out, and she drew a humanoid cat with boobs, pubic hair, and armpit hair; and I also drew a picture of someone doing the tongue-in-V sign with their hands.), and the teacher grabbed it from me while I was drawing in it. He looks in it, makes a sarcastic comment, calles the prinicapl, I have a panic attack, and then me and said friend have a talk with the principal - who was surprisngly calm about it - and we tried not to laugh while he mentioned "...instead of making drawings of penises and oral sex" and other funny comments. My English teacher has hated me since.

Last Friday, right after the last day of school when me and some friends planned to walk to Taco Bell and then go to one of their houses afterwards. I had followed one of them to the band room since that's where they were all going to meet, but unfortunately we stumbled upon a big group of teachers who stopped us, but eventually the other friend was let off the hook while they told me to go back in the other direction since only "one of us had to go" - my friend pretended to get something from the band room as an excuse. So then I went outside and thankfully they let me stay with others who were waiting for their parents to pick them up since I told them I was a walker, and I waited there for what seemed like an eternity whilst having a panic attack. I called my mom who wasn't much help, I even began to walk away from school and was going to leave until my conscious told me to stay since I knew my friends wouldn't leave without me - it turns out they split up into two groups and the larger when left right when school ended while the other one had a change of plans and picked me up with one of their mom's driving who then dropped us off by the newly constructed neighborhood near Schnuck's and Taco Bell. We reunited with the other group and went to Taco Bell. But it doesn't end there - the popular kids followed us to Taco Bell and sat right next to the area we were sitting in. They began sarcastically acting as though I was their friend as they always do, speaking to me as though I'm retarded which is something else they're known to do to me, offered me a taco which I took but put on a random table when they left since I was paranoid that they did something to it. But anyways, they also offered me hot sauce and I was showing them all of the many packets of sauce I put in my lunch box and bent it over with my drink in my other hand, and so I pretended to "accidentally" spill my drink on them. After that they left and my friends were joyous, to say the least.

So then we left Taco Bell and on our way to one friend's house I kept making dirty jokes and wise cracks. For example, two of our friends who we constantly joke about having to date, makeout, etc., were walking further ahead of us with each other, and after one of them yelled "Make out", I yelled "Fuck her" loudly and pretty hilariously in a quiet suburban neighborhood. So finally we made it to the house and spent the rest of the time goofing off in their basement.

dartofthedavros wrote:Stupid things? well for a brief time I was getting into some pretty weird shit in the 'net, don't think I'll ever forget that. oh, and I'm a klutz, I was once running down a school hallway and accidentally wound up touching this one girls arse when I was passing by. If you can imagine it wasn't long before I was running for two reasons.

Also a klutz, and that reminds me of a time when I was rushing down the hallway, and me being as bad as coordination as I am - for example, sometimes running into doors or garbage bins even though I meant to go around them - I got too close to one girl, bumped into her, and as she was walking she basically touched my crotch on accident which was extremely awkward. And there was another time when I bumped into a popular girl and tried to apologize sincerely, but she acted as though I fucking stabbed her.

Adsolution wrote:^Literally the exact same thing with me, except a lot of people saw me, and I decided to make a quick jog out of the building. Unfortunately, just as I was outside, I whacked my shin on a table and was on the floor for a good five minutes in pain. That was mildly embarrassing.

Ouch, reminds me of a few similar things that happened to me. One time in second grade, I was talking to a friend and jumped over a pile of items in the middle of the classroom as the class was leaving, and ended up jumping too far. I crashed into someone else, and hit a desk and couldn't get up because I hit my knees pretty hard, and on top of that I bit somewhat deep into my lip. There was also that one time when we were playing something in gym class sometime in elementary school, and I slipped and did the splits.

Dark Lum Lord wrote:(ex. in the bottom-right corner there's always a picture of Superman with his fist in the air, so I drew a butt on top of his fist with juices of some kind flowing out,

You have no idea how hard I just snorted, and for how many seconds straight. I'm going to have rice up my nose for days.

Adsolution wrote:

Dark Lum Lord wrote:(ex. in the bottom-right corner there's always a picture of Superman with his fist in the air, so I drew a butt on top of his fist with juices of some kind flowing out,

You have no idea how hard I just snorted, and for how many seconds straight. I'm going to have rice up my nose for days.

One time I laughed so hard while eating lunch and my baloney sandwich went up my nose.

*bump*

I acted like a human pedobear throughout nearly all of 8th-grade, and got mixed reception for it, the positive coming from those who could tell I was just fucking around, and the negative from idiots and my drama teacher (who's too special to be lumped into any category other than "anus dickwad").

Rulez wrote:This, lol

Yeah, stoopid jokes, but fun ones.

Dark Lum Lord wrote:One time I laughed so hard while eating lunch and my baloney sandwich went up my nose.

Happened to my brother with beans.

Rulez wrote:This, lol

It must go on.

One stupid thing I did was hand blender when my finger was inside it :')
Have a scar on my finger to remind me of this every single day :')

Ooh and a stupid joke:
Do you know the joke of Carl on the toilet?
Neither do I, the door was locked. * enter badum tssss *

Adsolution wrote:

Rulez wrote:This, lol

It must go on.

Should we?

As some of you may already know (I keep forgetting what I say in various places but I do believe I touched upon this here) I have the un-godly habit of forcefully picking my eyelashes, no real idea as to why I do although boredom perhaps combined with stress may be the cause of this. Either way at one point during my first year of University I was stupid enough to do this to my eyebrows as well, to the point where I had pulled every last one of them out. More embarrassing than stupid but I suppose it counts. Of course that was when I learned to draw eyebrows with nothing more than eyeliner.

Another one for me :

I got drunk pretty hard, and thought it was going to be better if I just walk in circles in a garden.

I ended the night in a pretty bad shape, caught a cold, and it changed nothing. I also had to move in a new house the day after this night.

So stoopid.

One time me and my friend went on /b/ at school and were looking for the wiredst and "jail bate" type stuff we could infected the computers with (We also uploaded a few viruses and went on the deep web.) When both of us were called to the office for evaluation and questioning, (We were in "In-Door" suspension.) Ohfuck.mp4 and we were thinking "thisisitweredonefor.png" he was called in first and started saying all this stuff about how he didn't know anything so I was called in and examined and question a bunch of times about how I need to "confess" and "the truth well set you free" and I said "about what." they replied "the pills." Whatthefuckyoutalkinbout.mp3 Turns out they didn't even know about us trying to infected the computers but with some pills that have been going around (Which we really didn't even know about). we didn't even have enough time to press alt+f4 so the evidence was sitting on the computer and some one else got on it and they took the rap for it. ohwell.png But we both ended up going to a mental hospitable for a couple of weeks. (By complete coincidence) We also did alot of dumb stuff that year like drawing Swastika's on very thing and punching out the ceiling tiles in the bathrooms and flooding the toilets. and throwing graphing calculators in the toilets.

Edit: I haven't seen him in a while but were probably gonna do more dumb stuff too.

This probably falls into the category of "embarrassing" rather then stupid, but either way:

I have always had a really short attention span. That's why I would always start doing random stuff 5 minutes into the school lessons. During one of my English lessons, I discovered that there was a small gap in my chair, so I killed time by taking one of my worksheets and pushing it into/pulling it out of the gap repeatedly. But suddendly, it slipped out of my hand - which resulted in the worksheet disappearing. And of course, right at this moment, my teacher wanted me to read something on that worksheet to the class. Usually, I would've said that I've forgotten the worksheet at home; the problem was that we were handed this worksheet not even 10 minutes ago by our English teacher, so that excuse wouldn't have worked at all. I told her that I'm sorry, and that I can't seem to find it(luckily for me, my desk in school was almost always a mess). By that time, the whole class was staring at me/my desk. What I WASN'T aware of was that the gap in my chair didn't belong to a closed space. Alas, my worksheet was hanging under my chair for everyone (safe me) to see. Needless to say, I was horribly embarrassed when I realized that everyone could notice the stupidity of my actions.

Back in May I was an MC at my school's annual variety show. Part of my bit was improvising knock-knock jokes that were so bad they were funny. (Is there any other kind? )

Example (about to open a performance of Footloose):
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Foot!
Foot who?
Foot… ball! *bah-dum-tish*
Football!?
Yes… – Nah, I'm just kidding, it's Footloose!!!

tell to people I won't record the record day.

Jk.