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RPC Take out
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:46 am
by Serza5
Welcome to RPC Take out! May I take your order?
Re: RPC Take out
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:48 am
by Droolie
Chocolate pizza without the chocolate and with a heap of spaghetti on it, please.
Re: RPC Take out
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:48 am
by Serza5
Drolpiraat wrote:Chocolate pizza without the chocolate and with a heap of spaghetti on it, please.
No can do, we don't do gluten products here.
Re: RPC Take out
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:49 am
by ikke471
Can I get a chocolate chicken nugget menu with extra barbecue sauce and some fries dipped in cotton candy please?
Re: RPC Take out
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:49 am
by TheCheesyDream
Can I have some sweer potato, french fried and some chicken nugger?
Re: RPC Take out
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:49 am
by Serza5
ikke471 wrote:Can I get a chocolate chicken nugget menu with extra barbecue sauce and some fries dipped in cotton candy please?
That'll be £100 sir.
Re: RPC Take out
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:50 am
by Hunchman801
Serza5 wrote:No can do, we don't do gluten products here.
Where are we, fucking America?
Re: RPC Take out
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:50 am
by ikke471
Serza5 wrote:ikke471 wrote:Can I get a chocolate chicken nugget menu with extra barbecue sauce and some fries dipped in cotton candy please?
That'll be £100 sir.
there ya go *throws money at your face*
Re: RPC Take out
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:50 am
by Dart
Can I get grasshoppers?
Re: RPC Take out
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:50 am
by Reese Riverson
I want a cheese burger please.
Re: RPC Take out
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:50 am
by Serza5
Hunchman801 wrote:Serza5 wrote:No can do, we don't do gluten products here.
Where are we, fucking America?
We're in fucking RPC land you dope. Now may I take your order?
Re: RPC Take out
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:51 am
by Hunchman801
dartofthedavros wrote:Can I get grasshoppers?
Here's your grasshopper taco sir. Want some roaches too?
Re: RPC Take out
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:51 am
by Serza5
Hoodcom wrote:I want a cheese burger please.
Would you like mayo or cum with that?
Re: RPC Take out
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:52 am
by Master
I would like the Axalon, and the Key to Vector Sigma.
Re: RPC Take out
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:52 am
by Serza5
Master wrote:I would like the Axalon, and the Key to Vector Sigma.
Small, medium or large?
Re: RPC Take out
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:53 am
by Hunchman801
Mayo will do, thanks.

Re: RPC Take out
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:54 am
by Serza5
Excellent, here you go

Re: RPC Take out
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:55 am
by Master
I'd like it in large, I love my victories to be bombastic.
Re: RPC Take out
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:56 am
by Dart
Hunchman801 wrote:dartofthedavros wrote:Can I get grasshoppers?
Here's your grasshopper taco sir. Want some roaches too?
You know it! Lay on thick
Re: RPC Take out
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:56 am
by Serza5
Master wrote:I'd like it in large, I love my victories to be bombastic.
Would you like some extra cheese bits for only £50?