My Thoughts on Adsolution
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:41 pm
Hello, everyone. As some of you may know, when I first started out here, I had a few quarrels with a long-time gay respected member here called Adsolution. It was mostly over trivial stuff, so we decided to look past our differences and became besties leik and talk to each other a bunch on Skype about our masturbatory habits. It was a lot of fun, and finally we decided to challenge each other to some challenging challenges in Rayman 1 that we were aiming to release by record day. I was challenged do a single-segment no death run, and Adsolution was challenged to do a fucking more impressive segmented no damage run.
I worked very hard sometimes occasionally not really to get the run out by record day, going so far as to six hours out of my RD posting just to perform the no death, even though I wasn't in the mood and probably wouldn't have posted much anyway. Fuck. Well, I got damn close. Managed to get all the way to Eraser Plains before finally kicking the bucket. And Adsolution didn't. You know why? It's not because he has time constraints, or because it's harder to accomplish, or because it takes longer. No, his problem lies greater than these highly probable explanations; it's simply that he doesn't care. And you know why? Well, I'm gonna fucking tell you why.
Adsolution is a fucking sad little faggot, and likely also a pedophile at that. His brain works in mysterious and scary ways that outright defy the laws of physics, his face looks like it was shat of a gorilla's dick, and his penis is even smaller than such. He just wants to ride my coattails (and dick) like the little bitch he is. And about his supposedly high Rayman 1 skill; how do we know he's not TASing. How do we now that he isn't just a TASer that can move at the speed of light, and purposefully fucks up to "prove" that his skills are legit. How do we know he isn't just a robot? These are highly important questions to ask.
And, Adsolution, if you are reading this, I would like you to find out what went wrong in your genetic makeup to make you such a miserable twat. I'm sure everyone here would like an answer.
I worked very hard sometimes occasionally not really to get the run out by record day, going so far as to six hours out of my RD posting just to perform the no death, even though I wasn't in the mood and probably wouldn't have posted much anyway. Fuck. Well, I got damn close. Managed to get all the way to Eraser Plains before finally kicking the bucket. And Adsolution didn't. You know why? It's not because he has time constraints, or because it's harder to accomplish, or because it takes longer. No, his problem lies greater than these highly probable explanations; it's simply that he doesn't care. And you know why? Well, I'm gonna fucking tell you why.
Adsolution is a fucking sad little faggot, and likely also a pedophile at that. His brain works in mysterious and scary ways that outright defy the laws of physics, his face looks like it was shat of a gorilla's dick, and his penis is even smaller than such. He just wants to ride my coattails (and dick) like the little bitch he is. And about his supposedly high Rayman 1 skill; how do we know he's not TASing. How do we now that he isn't just a TASer that can move at the speed of light, and purposefully fucks up to "prove" that his skills are legit. How do we know he isn't just a robot? These are highly important questions to ask.
And, Adsolution, if you are reading this, I would like you to find out what went wrong in your genetic makeup to make you such a miserable twat. I'm sure everyone here would like an answer.
, i will beat your stupidass dick
