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Because I am not creative lately with topics, so I throw this: http://prillalar.com/drabbles/

Throw away names, words, etc. and share the result of your generated story.

"the European otter wronged her full to the brim with spunk" Oh dear.

I'm most impressed with some of the phrases I thought up to use: "upon the dais" and "like a monsoon - sudden, unrepentent and all too predictable" suit pretty much any situation they're inserted into.

This looks rather interesting. I am gonna try it out later today and share results.

He wiped away a delightful tear and held his genitalia in his hand.

"I missed you extremely," Ly the Fairy said. "And I wanted to fuck your ear again."

"I think so too," Rayman said and they fucked each other's ear until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

This sure gives some food for thought...

@imco97

I just died!

The Quiet Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Angry german kid and Captain buggernuts went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Angry german kid hit Captain buggernuts in his butt with a big boring iceball. It hurt a lot, but Angry german kid kissed it there and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really gigantic snow man!" Angry german kid said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Captain buggernuts said. "That would be more loud and politically correct."

"I know," Angry german kid said. "We can make a snow The referees goldfish. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up happily and made a long snow The referees goldfish. Angry german kid put on a pencil for the leg. The The referees goldfish was almost as big as Captain buggernuts.

"It looks tasty," Angry german kid said sometimes. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Captain buggernuts said and held up an old mom. "I found this On a pizza." He put the mom onto the The referees goldfish's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the The referees goldfish, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl And rainbows came out of the anus.

Captain buggernuts screamed today and ran but the snow The referees goldfish chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow The referees goldfish fish him quickly.

"Nobody does that to my little Shiny Dog," Angry german kid screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow The referees goldfish through the weiner. It fell down and Angry german kid kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Captain buggernuts said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The mom lay in the yard until a smell child picked it up and took it home.

Best Crash Bandicoot fanfic ever:


A Antic Day To Spin

Crash Bandicoot stepped Poorly out into the Loquacious sunshine, and admired Neo Cortex's Fist. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a Nefarious sight."

Neo Cortex climbed off the Mask and walked Lazily across the grass to greet his lover. Crash Bandicoot patted Neo Cortex on the Leg and then tried to spin him Eventually, but without success.

"That's all right," Neo Cortex said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not Comely," Crash Bandicoot. "Not as Comely as the time we spinned in a crate."

Neo Cortex nodded Crazily. "We were Guileless back in those days."

"Our Asss were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Crash Bandicoot said. "Everything seems Feckless and Contumacious when you're young."

"Of course," Neo Cortex said. "But now we're Irksome, we can still have fun. If we go about it Powerfully."

"Powerfully?" Crash Bandicoot said . "But how?"

"With this," Neo Cortex said and held out a Boorish Gun. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to spin."

Crash Bandicoot swallowed the Gun at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to spin Powerfully. They spinned Like the fleas in your fur. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

The Adventure Of The Fuck

Fuck and Fuck were out for a fuck Valentine's walk fuck. As they went, Fuck rested her hand on Fuck's fuck. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so fuck, Fuck was filled with fuck dread.

"Do you suppose it's fuck here?" he asked fuckily.

"You fuck silly," Fuck said, tickling Fuck with her fuck. "It's completely fuck."

Just then, a fuck fuck leapt out from behind a fuck and fucked Fuck in the fuck. "Aaargh!" Fuck screamed.

Things looked fuck. But Fuck, although he was fuck, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a fuck and, fuck, beat the fuck fuckily until it ran off. "That will teach you to fuck innocent people."

Then he clasped Fuck close. Fuck was bleeding fuckily. "My darling," Fuck said, and pressed his lips to Fuck's fuck.

"I love you," Fuck said fuckily, and expired in Fuck's arms.

Fuck never loved again.

Slimey Lang Syne

Smrogen sipped bouncily at his drink and stood wryly behind a popcorn generator. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel smokey and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how gritty his earlobe got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Smrogen knew very well why he was at the party: to see Quidlefletch.

Ah, Quidlefletch. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her wooden eyelid made Smrogen's heart beat not dissimilarly to a starfish on it's period.

But tonight everyone was masked. Smrogen peered loudly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Quidlefletch. There, he thought, the woman over by the limited edition anime blu ray boxset, the broken one with the silverfish mask. It had to be Quidlefletch. No one else could look so slimey, even in a silverfish mask.

She began to walk Smrogen's way and Smrogen started to panic. What if she actually talked to Smrogen?

Quidlefletch came right up to Smrogen and Smrogen thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Quidlefletch said tragically. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the brown rice," Smrogen said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so reptilian.

Just then, a scaley voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Smrogen's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Quidlefletch might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Quidlefletch swept Smrogen into her arms, bent him in a shoebox, and kissed Smrogen begrudingly, slipping him the tongue and groping his dick.

Smrogen could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out creepily and pulled Quidlefletch's mask off her face. It was Quidlefletch! "I knew it was you," Smrogen said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Quidlefletch said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Smrogen watched her go. She would be right back, Smrogen was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.

And then they would fall in love.

Dickman sipped dick at his drink and stood suck behind a dick. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel fuck and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how fuck his dick got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Dickman knew very well why he was at the party: to see fuck.

Ah, fuck. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his fuck dick made Dickman's heart beat All of the dicks can be hard..

But tonight everyone was masked. Dickman peered dick through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was fuck. There, he thought, the man over by the dick, the dick one with the fuck mask. It had to be fuck. No one else could look so fuck, even in a fuck mask.

He began to walk Dickman's way and Dickman started to panic. What if he actually talked to Dickman?

fuck came right up to Dickman and Dickman thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," fuck said with a big. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the dick," Dickman said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so fuck.

Just then, a fuck voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Dickman's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that fuck might ...

"Happy New Year!"

fuck swept Dickman into his arms, bent him a dick band, and kissed Dickman dick, slipping him the tongue and groping his dick.

Dickman could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out dick and pulled fuck's mask off his face. It was fuck! "I knew it was you," Dickman said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," fuck said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Dickman watched him go. He would be right back, Dickman was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.

And then they would fall in love.

megaman and donkey kong
by William Shakespeare

Enter megaman

donkey kong appears above at a window

megaman:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the slaff, and donkey kong is the spooky skeleton.
Arise, penis spooky skeleton, and smell the crumb hotdog.
See, how he leans his tit upon his booty!
O, that I were a glove upon that booty,
That I might touch that tit!

donkey kong:
O megaman, megaman! wherefore art thou megaman?
What's in a name? That which we call a cock
By any other name would smell as fat
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "with extra cheezy donut bread up the anus 2"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove dog.

megaman:
Swain, by yonder crumb hotdog I swear
That tips on a cheeseburger the peni egg--

donkey kong:
O, swear not by the hotdog, the penis hotdog,
That bum changes in its willie orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise willie.
Sweet, piss snaf night! A thousand times piss snaf night!
Parting is such juice sorrow,
That I shall say piss snaf night till it be morrow.

Exit above

megaman:
Sleep dwell upon thy tit, peace in thy booty!
Would I were sleep and peace, so stupid to rest!
bonzi will I to my penis cock's cell,
Its help to smell, and my fat cock to tell.

I prefer when stories are talking about dicks.

This fanfic generator is a gift from the internet heavens.


A Magic Wand In Time

On a boring and funky-fresh morning, Betilla sat at Joe's diner. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her nose ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect The Magician to love someone with a pretentious face?

Lustfully, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a moist awkward ting, all on a summer's day. I wish my The Magician would lick me, in his own jolly good way..."

"Do you?" The Magician sat down beside Betilla and put his hand on Betilla's butt. "I think that could be arranged."

Betilla gasped sickeningly. "But what about my pretentious face?"

"I like it," The Magician said eagerly. "I think it's terrible."

They came together and their kiss was like morning sunlight reflecting off Rayman's golden locks of hair.

"I love you," Betilla said drunkenly.

"I love you too," The Magician replied and licked her.

They bought an electoon, moved in together, and lived awkwardly ever after.


The Adventure Of The Electoon

Betilla and The Magician were out for an awkward Valentine's walk at Joe's diner. As they went, The Magician rested his hand on Betilla's face. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so funky-fresh, Betilla was filled with jolly good dread.

"Do you suppose it's irregular here?" she asked eagerly.

"You greasy silly," The Magician said, tickling Betilla with his magic hat. "It's completely moist."

Just then, a terrible electoon leapt out from behind a ting and licked The Magician in the butt. "Aaargh!" The Magician screamed. 

Things looked boring. But Betilla, although she was pretentious, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a magic wand and, like morning sunlight reflecting off Rayman's golden locks of hair, beat the electoon lustfully until it ran off. "That will teach you to lick innocent people."

Then she clasped The Magician close. The Magician was bleeding awkwardly. "My darling," Betilla said, and pressed her lips to The Magician's nose.

"I love you," The Magician said sickeningly, and expired in Betilla's arms.

Betilla never loved again.

9/10 Needs more moist

8/10 more dicks pls

xX_ILOOMYNARTYM4ST3R_Xx and W33D
by William Shakespeare

Enter xX_ILOOMYNARTYM4ST3R_Xx

W33D appears above at a window

xX_ILOOMYNARTYM4ST3R_Xx:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Scar-20, and W33D is the Cat.
Arise, quickscopin' Cat, and Quickscope the ch33ky Sword.
See, how he leans his @$$ upon his Head!
O, that I were a glove upon that Head,
That I might touch that @$$!

W33D:
O xX_ILOOMYNARTYM4ST3R_Xx, xX_ILOOMYNARTYM4ST3R_Xx! wherefore art thou xX_ILOOMYNARTYM4ST3R_Xx?
What's in a name? That which we call a Body
By any other name would smell as blazing
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like Snoop Dogg 420 blazing it"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove MLG.

xX_ILOOMYNARTYM4ST3R_Xx:
Swain, by yonder ch33ky Sword I swear
That tips In da club the $wag AWP--

W33D:
O, swear not by the Sword, the scrubby Sword,
That scary changes in its smokin' orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise smokin'.
Sweet, dank night! A thousand times dank night!
Parting is such weed sorrow,
That I shall say dank night till it be morrow.

Exit above

xX_ILOOMYNARTYM4ST3R_Xx:
Sleep dwell upon thy @$$, peace in thy Head!
Would I were sleep and peace, so heavily to rest!
skinny will I to my quickscopin' Body's cell,
Its help to Quickscope, and my blazing Body to tell.

get rekt xddd + dicks

My dick and dick were celebrating a w33d Valentine's Day together. My dick had cooked a dick dinner and they ate on my dick by candlelight.

"My darling," dick said, stroking My dick's dick, "I have something for you." He gave a box to My dick. "It is but a dick token of my dick love."

My dick opened the box. Inside was a dick MLGtime! He gazed at it MLGtime. Then he gazed at dick MLGtime. "It's dick," My dick said. "Come here and let me fuck you."

Just then, a dick crone sprang out of hiding and cackled Like a rainbow, dicks are cumming GET REKT xdddd. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a dick voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

dick read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other w33d as the crone cackled some more. My dick's dick began to tremble. Then dick shrugged, pulled out a Illuminati, and hit the crone on her dick. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" My dick said and kissed dick w33d. "This is a w33d Valentine's Day!"

They w33d burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they fucked each other all night long.

The Twat Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. pingas strode along the path, making for Rotten Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Heflebrflebrfpoe0hamwammmsmellytwerpdorkz Eggfuck, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Eye.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his bumcheek pizza with large pepperoni cheese and xxxtra sausage just in time to face the ogre man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck fuckily, and pingas barely raised his pizza with large pepperoni cheese and xxxtra sausage to meet the attack. They fought long and sexily until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, pingas found himself forced to one knee, the man's pizza with large pepperoni cheese and xxxtra sausage pressed to his dick dick. "I am ROBUTTNIK of Rotten Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Heflebrflebrfpoe0hamwammmsmellytwerpdorkz Eggfuck. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you bAnANaAsAXSOLPMXCDSCL."

But pingas had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his pizza with large pepperoni cheese and xxxtra sausage with a twist, overpowered ROBUTTNIK and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" pingas said, looking down upon him.

ROBUTTNIK's nose shimmered And then they kissed and got super pregnant. "I have underestimated you, pingas. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

pingas's desire was enflamed. His dick throbbed and all his thoughts were to shit ROBUTTNIK like a sanic. pingas caressed ROBUTTNIK's anus nose and he responded. They came together dickily, and their joining was as duncebot as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet shitey tomato!" pingas groaned and shited ROBUTTNIK as assily as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," pingas said. "That's where I put the Heflebrflebrfpoe0hamwammmsmellytwerpdorkz Eggfuck for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed Shittily on the grass, forgetful of all but their fart love. "We will stay together forever," ROBUTTNIK said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Eye never got the Heflebrflebrfpoe0hamwammmsmellytwerpdorkz Eggfuck and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

What is this topic! THEdragon's are my favourite so far.

The Battle For The Cape

In a pile, The Robo-Army Hoard caressed her cape. She had been busy with the cape for hours and now wanted nothing more than a golden cuddle or a large massage from her lover Shrooblord.

She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her heavy Shrooblord appeared at the door, grinning powerfully.

"Put down the cape," Shrooblord said crying. "Unless you want me to caress that cape on your lock."

The Robo-Army Hoard put down the cape. She was grand. She had never seen Shrooblord so infamous before and it made her fortunate.

Shrooblord picked up the cape, then withdrew a girth from his booty. "Don't be so grand," Shrooblord said with an infamous grimace. "A Shroob bit my chest this morning, and everything became rich. Now with this cape and this girth I can crying rule the world!"

The Robo-Army Hoard clutched her cranky chest carefully. This was her lover, her heavy Shrooblord, now staring at her with an infamous booty.

"Fight it!" The Robo-Army Hoard shouted. "The Shroob just wants the cape for his own heavy devices! He doesn't love you, not the golden way I do!"

The Robo-Army Hoard could see Shrooblord trembling carefully. The Robo-Army Hoard reached out her lock and touched Shrooblord's booty crying. She was heavy, so heavy, but she knew only her cranky love for Shrooblord would break the Shroob's spell.

Sure enough, Shrooblord dropped the cape with a thunk. "Oh, The Robo-Army Hoard," he squealed. "I'm so golden, can you ever forgive me?"

But The Robo-Army Hoard had already moved in a pile. Like treasure buried in the fiercest depths of the deepest ocean of the mind, she pressed her lock into Shrooblord's booty. And as they fell together in a rich fit of love, the cape lay on the floor, fortunate and forgotten.


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What beautiful nonsense!

The Super Mega Death Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Patty Brard and Frans Bauer went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Patty Brard hit Frans Bauer in his eye with a big eletronic iceball. It hurt a lot, but Patty Brard kissed it fishy and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really trash snow man!" Patty Brard said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Frans Bauer said. "That would be more sweet and politically correct."

"I know," Patty Brard said. "We can make a snow rhino. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up lucky and made a next snow rhino. Patty Brard put on a sword for the feet. The rhino was almost as big as Frans Bauer.

"It looks hyper," Patty Brard said floppy. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Frans Bauer said and held up a disposible microphone. "I found this on a rail." He put the microphone onto the rhino's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the rhino, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a happy bunny getting shot.

Frans Bauer screamed poopy and ran but the snow rhino chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow rhino destroyed him eggy.

"Nobody does that to my little 100% NL Toilet Paper," Patty Brard screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow rhino through the elbow. It fell down and Patty Brard kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Frans Bauer said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The microphone lay in the yard until a smelly child picked it up and took it home.