El Mono y el Perrito/ The Monkey and the Dog
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:07 pm
I don't know why I gave it this title, but I made this short story out of a picture which we had to get at least +300 words to get a grade, if less, than 0. So its a little long.... And stupid. Again, I'll say..... ITS STUPID. RETARDED. AND WRITTEN IN LESS THAN 45 MINUTES.
Here it is:
Joe entered the pizza parlor and sat down. He wanted a large Pizza. When the waiter came, he noticed he was an old friend from college. He asked him out to go to the movie theater. The waiter said yes, remembering his old friend. They went and saw 'Flubber'. They then went to the zoo and look at all the cute animals. The waiter's name was Carl. He did not like to eat much, because he was anorexic. He was very skinny, but afraid of getting fat. He did not eat much so he could 'stay' fat. Joe had Asthma, but he still played alot of sports like Soccer, Football, and Basketball. Joe was very intelligent, but he had very bad grade marks in school. Now, he works in the movie theater, and Carl works in The Zoo, as a second job. Carl and Joe were the best of friends. They knew each other for 38 years. Joe was 47, and Carl was 48. Later, Carl and Joe went to Joe's house, which was very big and ugly. The community there was ok, but all the back yards and front lawns weren't pretty. They both went to walk Carl's dog, Jezúz. When they weren't paying attention to the dog, the dog ran away somewhere, and they were both very worried. They then went to the police station to report a missing dog, but they never really looked at the case for a long time. "How come the Police don't even bother to look for our dog!" Said Joe. Becuase of this, they decided to look for it themselves. There first goal was the Zoo, they picked that because there are animals in it, though it seems doubtable that a dog would go there.... Anyways, there were about ready to leave, and still wondering why they picked it. They saw a hungry monkey in one of the cages. Although the sign to the side said not to feed the monkeys, they both ignored it. The monkey was smart, it layed there as if it were about to die. Carl then says, "Aw, are you hungry?" Of course the monkey says nothing, because it cannot speak English. After a few moments, Joe hands out a bag of opened chips, but he thinks that would be enough to relieve the monkey of starvation. After he drops it, the monkey then jumps towards his hand, as he is taking it out, and bites him real hard. Joe falls down hard, while foaming at the mouth. Carl starts to wail, trying to attack the monkey, unfortanetly it is behind bars. As soon as they get to the hospital, the doctor tells Carl that Joe has Rabies. Now Carl can't kiss Joe because he is afraid that he might get Rabies too. Carl left Joe for another man.... Poor Joe.
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What you think?
Here it is:
Joe entered the pizza parlor and sat down. He wanted a large Pizza. When the waiter came, he noticed he was an old friend from college. He asked him out to go to the movie theater. The waiter said yes, remembering his old friend. They went and saw 'Flubber'. They then went to the zoo and look at all the cute animals. The waiter's name was Carl. He did not like to eat much, because he was anorexic. He was very skinny, but afraid of getting fat. He did not eat much so he could 'stay' fat. Joe had Asthma, but he still played alot of sports like Soccer, Football, and Basketball. Joe was very intelligent, but he had very bad grade marks in school. Now, he works in the movie theater, and Carl works in The Zoo, as a second job. Carl and Joe were the best of friends. They knew each other for 38 years. Joe was 47, and Carl was 48. Later, Carl and Joe went to Joe's house, which was very big and ugly. The community there was ok, but all the back yards and front lawns weren't pretty. They both went to walk Carl's dog, Jezúz. When they weren't paying attention to the dog, the dog ran away somewhere, and they were both very worried. They then went to the police station to report a missing dog, but they never really looked at the case for a long time. "How come the Police don't even bother to look for our dog!" Said Joe. Becuase of this, they decided to look for it themselves. There first goal was the Zoo, they picked that because there are animals in it, though it seems doubtable that a dog would go there.... Anyways, there were about ready to leave, and still wondering why they picked it. They saw a hungry monkey in one of the cages. Although the sign to the side said not to feed the monkeys, they both ignored it. The monkey was smart, it layed there as if it were about to die. Carl then says, "Aw, are you hungry?" Of course the monkey says nothing, because it cannot speak English. After a few moments, Joe hands out a bag of opened chips, but he thinks that would be enough to relieve the monkey of starvation. After he drops it, the monkey then jumps towards his hand, as he is taking it out, and bites him real hard. Joe falls down hard, while foaming at the mouth. Carl starts to wail, trying to attack the monkey, unfortanetly it is behind bars. As soon as they get to the hospital, the doctor tells Carl that Joe has Rabies. Now Carl can't kiss Joe because he is afraid that he might get Rabies too. Carl left Joe for another man.... Poor Joe.
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What you think?
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