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Chat Sessions with your friends

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:02 pm
by neo
LOL, I found this from this site.... But it was funny so I HAD to copy it!!

Tim:
hey lovely one
Jenny:
hello my love.
Tim:
like my elephant poopy
Jenny:
what?
Tim:
inside joke
Jenny:
oh. ok...
Tim:
i love you jenny poopers
Jenny:
i love you.
Tim:
i love lamp
Jenny:
mmhmm.
Tim:
o ya i got jumped
Jenny:
oh.
Jenny:
i'm sorry.
Tim:
dont you want to know what happened.........goddamn
Jenny:
well sorry.
Tim:
i beat up one of them
Jenny:
cool.
Tim:
im getting horny sweet cakes
Tim:
j/k
Jenny:
mmk.
Tim:
no seriously.
Jenny:
yeah.
Tim:
i miss you
Jenny:
mmk.
Jenny:
i miss you too.
Tim:
are you mad at me
Jenny:
no.
Jenny:
why?
Tim:
you seem angry with me
Tim:
im sorry if i did something
Jenny:
you didn't.
Tim:
i love you sooooo much mor
Jenny:
i love you.
Tim:
i need to say something
Jenny:
ok.
Jenny:
well...
Tim:
i think we should take a break
Jenny:
ok.
Tim:
really?
Tim:
hello
Jenny:
if it's what you want, i can't really do anything.
Tim:
i want to get back with you but im just not satisfied with the way we are doing things
Tim:
please say something
Jenny:
what am i supposed to say?
Tim:
say you still love me
Tim:
i still love you
Tim:
talk to me please
Jenny:
i don't know what to say.
Tim:
quit living if you hate me
Jenny:
but i don't hate you.
Tim:
do you love me still?
Jenny:
yeah.
Tim:
wait you know what why am i begging for your love
Jenny:
you're not.
Tim:
not anymore
Tim:
we are over..........................hell yeah
Tim:
go cry
Jenny:
already am. thanks.
Tim:
im so sorry will you go back out with me my love
Jenny:
why you feel sorry for me now?
Tim:
i realized i still love you with a fiery passion
Tim:
it consumes my soul and turns it into a beautiful red rose that i can give to you
Tim:
will you
Jenny:
what you said really hurt me.
Tim:
im willing to make it up
Tim:
love me like you once did
Jenny:
but i still do love you.
Tim:
then lets just say what just happened never happened
Jenny:
but it did and i hate that.
Tim:
just please go back out with me i love you more than the elements that i consist of
Jenny:
fine.
Tim:
sweet.,4
Tim:
i was just playin you dumb cunt go burn in hell
Tim:
bye
Tim:
bye
Tim:
bye
Tim:
bye
Tim:
bitch
Jenny:
fine.
Tim:
go cry some more crybaby
Jenny:
i am.
Tim:
tissue?.......bitch
Jenny:
no.
Tim:
its ok theres more assholes like me in the world
Tim:
but thats all men
Jenny:
i know.
Tim:
jhg hlkeruyfglkdfbv
Tim:
you want a whineken
Tim:
how about some french cries and a whahburger
Tim:
say something back crybaby
Tim:
bitch
Tim:
die
Tim:
go die
Tim:
bye bitch
Tim:
see you in hell
Jenny:
god damn. why are you doing this?
Tim:
because im bored
Tim:
actually because your fat and my friends make fun of me for dating you
Tim:
talk back
Jenny:
why?
Tim:
because i want to hear how bad i hurt you
Tim:
it makes me horny
Tim:
its how i get my kicks
Tim:
bitch
Tim:
i hate u so good
Tim:
i hate u so much more
Tim:
say something bitch
Tim:
then kill yourself
Tim:
did u kill yourself yet?
Tim:
u cant do shit right can you
Tim:
can you even read?
Tim:
are you going to reply you dumb whore?
Tim:
i hate you
Tim:
im glad were broken up
Tim:
call me babe
Tim:
bitch

Help me cure my tainted suicide.....not a joke.

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LOL, I don't know who that was, but it was funny. ^^

Re: Chat Sessions with your friends

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:51 pm
by Xenon
Right....... :|

:P

Re: Chat Sessions with your friends

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:56 pm
by neo
It wasn't mine, but it was stupid. now THIS is mine:

Chat with My dum friends....
Current mood: cynical

Here is what we have chatted about(be warned, this is stupid)


GoldFinger1225 signed on at 7:21:14 PM.
Sumo449: You bitch! I just logged on! Bitch bitch bitch bitch bich bich bich!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm logged on bitch!!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GoldFinger1225: .......
Sumo449: wtf?
Sumo449: I sent you an email bich!
Sumo449: fuck
Sumo449: fuck
Sumo449: bich
Sumo449: spam
GoldFinger1225: I red it already
Sumo449: oh
Sumo449: you spelled 'read' wrong
Sumo449: spam
Sumo449: sapm
Sumo449: oops
Sumo449: http://www.vampirefreaks.com
Sumo449: go to this site
Sumo449: its awesome
GoldFinger1225: http://www.aerisdies.com/gallery/
GoldFinger1225: It is a hentai site
Sumo449: * clicking link *
Sumo449: you still there?
Sumo449: spam
Sumo449: spam
Sumo449: pasm
GoldFinger1225: yes
Sumo449: did you clik the link?
Sumo449: Who are you on that site you posted?
Sumo449: spam
Sumo449: spam
Sumo449: spam
Sumo449: spam
Sumo449: spam
Sumo449: shit
GoldFinger1225: stop
Sumo449: ok
Sumo449: anser my question
GoldFinger1225: what was it
GoldFinger1225: Jon-Paul is talking to me
Sumo449: what?
GoldFinger1225: wait
Sumo449: so
GoldFinger1225: brb
You have just entered room "chat37090484240424210343."
GoldFinger1225: There...
Sumo449: how do you chat?
Sumo449: oh
Sumo449: that other guy must be jon-paul.
GoldFinger1225: Where is Louis???
Sumo449: Louis?
Sumo449: Who are you talking about?
GoldFinger1225: A friend
GoldFinger1225: Are you there JP?
Sumo449: no
Sumo449: I'm carlos
Sumo449: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY UN?
GoldFinger1225: Tell him about the dum questions you ask in American History!!
Sumo449: What? Why don't you?
Sumo449: "Don't you have to stick the stamps first, or they come with the written documents?
GoldFinger1225: You're the one that said the question, not me.
Sumo449: I know.
JP14NY: hahaha
Sumo449: Jon-Paul?
JP14NY: Fools!!!
Sumo449: bich
JP14NY: HAHAHA
Sumo449: STOP!
JP14NY: You are stupid
Sumo449: under the name of the law!
Sumo449: OR IN
JP14NY: more stupid than in real life
Sumo449: fuk yo
Sumo449: spam
Sumo449: I'm alone
JP14NY: FIREWALL ACTIVATE
Sumo449: * sends virus to JP's computer * hahahahahahaha!!
Sumo449: if he knew how to maek one.
Sumo449: I mean me
GoldFinger1225: Your dum Carlos
GoldFinger1225: ....
Sumo449: Fuck YO!
Sumo449: I mean you!
JP14NY: *FIREWALL SENDS IT BACK AT CARLOS AND ADAM*
Sumo449: * my fire wall sends it back, like ping-pong * ha ha.
GoldFinger1225: Carlos
GoldFinger1225: Carlos
Sumo449: fuck you, bitch!!!!
Sumo449: stop!!!
GoldFinger1225: Carlos....
Sumo449: fuck you!!!
GoldFinger1225: Carlos
Sumo449: I guess that virus I sent JP taught him. * ha ha *
GoldFinger1225: Carlos
JP14NY: you wish
GoldFinger1225: Carlos
Sumo449: Oh no! It didn't work!#@
JP14NY: Try this
GoldFinger1225: Carlos
JP14NY: FATASS
Sumo449: try what?
Sumo449: fuck you, fatass
GoldFinger1225: Carlos
JP14NY: See it works he listens
Sumo449: Fuck you, bich!!!
Sumo449: Go to this site! https://raymanpc.com
JP14NY: Carlos guess what
Sumo449: you just got a virus!! oh, happy days!
JP14NY: Your FAT!!
JP14NY: :-D
Sumo449: Fuck you! Your fat too, so stfu!!!
Sumo449: spam
JP14NY: Not any more
Sumo449: spam
Sumo449: spam
Sumo449: spam
Sumo449: hehe
GoldFinger1225: Chikeycha
Sumo449: wtf?
Sumo449: spam
Sumo449: sp;am
Sumo449: spshatrfewantgf'sag
GoldFinger1225: Carlos
Sumo449: vreghbvagbvhns
GoldFinger1225: Carlos
Sumo449: wjeo;fhbwsag
Sumo449: * pure spam *
GoldFinger1225: Carlos
Sumo449: sfjhewghbrdsfgbhesoighrewsa
Sumo449: pgorfghbgfdsgj
GoldFinger1225: CARLOS
Sumo449: (thats another language)
Sumo449: I just leaned it!
Sumo449: ghhredoghfdbhgjhdg
GoldFinger1225: That is your giggle language.
Sumo449: HA ha! I just cursed you out!! in ******** language!
Sumo449: Wait, what HW did you talk about?
JP14NY: Carlos is in ESOL
GoldFinger1225: Read my e-mail
JP14NY: remember
Sumo449: FWhy?
JP14NY: He talks different languauges
Sumo449: ghhgbhbhbbahhdg
Sumo449: php
Sumo449: java
Sumo449: css
Sumo449: google
JP14NY: fire
GoldFinger1225: carlos
JP14NY: Gasoline
Sumo449: * presses ignore button * you aer ignored!
JP14NY: Fire
JP14NY: :-D
Sumo449: oWWW!!!!
GoldFinger1225: Carlos
Sumo449: FucK YOu BicH!!!
Sumo449: rdsghrehgoihregrhgigjigighgifdhgbifhgbihgbhgbubiguigcgvfg
Sumo449: Look at this!
Sumo449: http://www.vampirefreaks.com/profile.ph ... drugaddict
Sumo449: Thats my profile, and my UN is drugaddict!
JP14NY: Carlos is A
JP14NY: no
JP14NY: Carlos sucks
Sumo449: freefuckers!!!
Sumo449: spam
Sumo449: spam
Sumo449: jon-paul
JP14NY: Hugemgous
Sumo449: is gay
JP14NY: Sweaty
Sumo449: is gay
Sumo449: is fat'
JP14NY: Giant
JP14NY: Saggy
JP14NY: old
Sumo449: is a fat gay guay
Sumo449: guy
JP14NY: smelly
JP14NY: ass
JP14NY: balls
Sumo449: eats his own shit
Sumo449: eats my shit
JP14NY: don't talk fatty
Sumo449: eats adam's shit
Sumo449: I have to log off, sorry.
JP14NY: Adam lets ditch Carlos
JP14NY has left the room.
Sumo449: serously, my dad got to make a call, bye guys, i mean bichess.
Sumo449: logging off.

I am sumo449, and these are my best friends!!

Re: Chat Sessions with your friends

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:01 pm
by Hunchman801
You should check bash.org ;)

Re: Chat Sessions with your friends

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:51 am
by Xenon
They sure don't sound like best friends. :lol: Just kiddin'.

Was this a MSN chat?

Re: Chat Sessions with your friends

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:23 pm
by neo
Hunchman801 wrote:You should check bash.org ;)
LOL, I added both chats to that. ;)

No. Mine was an AIM chat, but I'm not sure about the first one, I think it was MSN with the tim and Jenny chat.

Re: Chat Sessions with your friends

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:39 pm
by neo
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID FUCKING BASH GAY ORG. :cry: :x

they rejected my chats. :cry: :(

Re: Chat Sessions with your friends

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:08 pm
by Hunchman801
Maybe they were not funny enough to them :|

Re: Chat Sessions with your friends

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:15 pm
by neo
I thought they were. :(

Re: Chat Sessions with your friends

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:43 pm
by Hunchman801
Well, the quotes they usually put are funnier xD They are not just a bunch of cussings :lol:

Re: Chat Sessions with your friends

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:32 pm
by neo
*bump*

Yep, I know. ^^