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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:47 pm
by Aaron
You won't get any BSODs anymore.
Why do some chocolate bars and even vegetable oil brands have the exact same names as galaxies and planets? (like Mars and Milky Way)
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 8:56 pm
by Steo
Because they were trying to teach kids about astronomy but they just wanted chocolate.
Why do the US spellings always very from the UK spellings?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:12 pm
by Aaron
Because the US and the UK are having an argument about it.
Why is it called hawaiian pizza when it didn't even originate from Hawaii?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 1:33 am
by The Jonster
Because it has pineapples on it which invade the pizza.
What does it mean to shed blood?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:06 am
by Steo
You have a shed in the garden and it's bloody.
Why do people call it a minigun if it's feckin huge?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:14 am
by The Jonster
It shoots out minibullets!
What does it mean to break a leg?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:23 am
by Steo
It means AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
What if the bed bugs bite?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:24 am
by The Jonster
It means that you have to set your bed on fire!
Can pigs fly?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:25 am
by Steo
The Police have helicopters
How much does your phone charge?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:28 am
by The Jonster
Only as far as I can throw it
How do you set something on fire with a flamethrower?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:30 am
by Steo
Throw water over it
What is a fire hydrant?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:32 am
by The Jonster
A hydrant that bursts fire.
How do you play a piano with metal keys?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:35 am
by Steo
Throw your keys on the piano
Is the key to your future the key for your bedroom door?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:39 am
by The Jonster
Yes, the key to your dreams.
Can cheese and fish go together?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:42 am
by Steo
With broccoli and ice-cream yes.
Does Sunday mean it's sunny out?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:43 am
by The Jonster
No it means the sun will burn your face off that day.
When the moon comes out, is it time to sleep?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:49 am
by Steo
No it's time to howl
If you hit people using a staff, are you literally hitting people with members of staff?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:54 am
by The Jonster
No you are hitting them with members of the musical staff
What should you wish for when you see a shooting star?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 4:00 am
by Steo
Some chocolate biscuits and a nice cuppa
Why does windows 10 suck?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 4:01 am
by The Jonster
That would be awesome to have
Because 10 is a shitty number, it shoudl be 7 instead because it's so great!
Why do eyePhones suck?