Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[The Jonster]

In others words when I’m as old as you again right?
Haha just kidding.

You get a much stronger variation of the “SEEEGA!!!” sound

If I throw a laptop on the floor will it break into pieces on the outside or be damaged on the inside?

[Steo]

You'll never be as old and cranky as Steo

You'll break the heads on the HDD and you'll need to buy a new one then install an OS on it

Why would you throw a laptop on the floor anyway?

[The Jonster]

Because Rayman 3 is too good for the computer so I need an excuse to get a better computer.

Why won’t you play the piano?

[Steo]

Because I lost my keys

If I slip up, does that mean I fell up a hill?

[The Jonster]

No it means you fell up a wall!

Speaking of walls, what does it mean when I drive someone up a wall?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

It means that you are carpooling in a car with magnetic Wheels.

Can I use a toaster as a Wi-Fi Router?

[Steo]

Yeah that's easy, you just get Virgin Media if it's available. The router they give you is a toaster.

If I boil water then I've got steam. That means I can download games on it right?

[Aaron]

Let's revive this topic.

Haha, yes. But your games will be steaming also.

Why is it called heartburn if it's not even your heart that's aching?

[The Jonster]

It's called heartburn because your heart is on fire, though you usually don't feel it because it's a silent burn.

Why is it called autocorrect if it can't even correct things accurately?

[Aaron]

Autocorrect is drunk, that's why.

Why did Luigi need an entire mansion? Why wasn't he happy with just a house?

[Steo]

Because he was jealous of Mario and how people on quiz shows think his name is Antonio.

Who is Antonio anyway?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Another name for Luigi if "Luigi" is already taken.

Can I drink an entire river with a straw?

[Steo]

You can drink the entire sea instead if you're Spongebob.

Is there any reason to waste money on a new phone when mine is doing just fine?

[Aaron]

Yeah, so you can accidentally sit on it

If there's a way to climb up a mountain, can you also climb down?

[Steo]

Yeah, you just need the power to run on walls and you can run down it.

What colour should I wear on St. Patrick's day?

[The Jonster]

Gold, since that’s what leprechauns love!

Will mixing whiskey and Guinness together bring me the best in both drinks?

[Steo]

It'll turn your friend into 2 friends and your laptop into to laptops.

Is it really illegal to fix an electric shower in your own home?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

It isn't Since I never thought that doing that Would be illegal.

Are these symbols parts of the alphabet?
€ ¥ £ ¢

[Steo]

Yeah it's just Money-ay language.

Does a pane of glass mean it hurts?

[Aaron]

Are these symbols parts of the alphabet?
€ ¥ £ ¢

Yes, for example, you can use the € symbol also for the capital E.

Does a pane of glass mean it hurts?

No, it doesn't, it means the pun hurts.

When my ears are jammed, does that mean music flows between them?