Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Steo]

No, it means you spread jam on your ears.

If I go to an airport terminal, can I start running commands?

[Aaron]

No, it means you spread jam on your ears.

If I go to an airport terminal, can I start running commands?

Yes haha.

Can I fry stuff on my knee-pan?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

You may but then you yourself will feel the heat instead.

Is there a country where Monopoly game board money is an actual currency?

[Aaron]

Yeah, and the whole country is a bank.

Why do they call dragonflies dragonflies? I mean, we all know dragons can fly.

[Steo]

They're just spreading the word in case anyone doesn't know.

Why are they called glasses if you can't drink from them?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because Language considers us to Call them eyes instead.

If I hit the air, will it say "Ow"?

[Aaron]

No, you'll say ow because it will hurl your hit back at you.

If we say "see-through" for some objects, why don't we also say "hear-through" or "smell-through"?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because then we will smell things and hear things that we wouldn't want to smell or hear.


Are you all mutants on the other side?

[Steo]

Nah, we're teenage mutant ninja turtles.

If I buy a lot of Twitter followers, does that make me popular?

[Aaron]

Yes, even more so than the founder of Twitter.

If you can hear sounds as your ear picks up the sound waves, why can't you see the sound waves?

[Steo]

Because you have to be able to surf the waves to see them.

What's monkey see monkey do? Why are we copying monkeys?

[Aaron]

The reason we're copying them is because we don't even notice, but we're starting to evolve back into monkeys.

Also good one.

Does the book of Guinness World Records contain all the world records related to Guinness beer?

[The Jonster]

Yes there’s millions of world records of Guinness to be had...and drunk.

If I respond constantly to a bot I made, an I crazy?

[Steo]

Not as crazy as me for saying "an" I crazy makes no sense.

Should I keep correcting typos like that for no reason even though I know what it means?

[ginosuper]

Why are fireflies green instead of black?

[Aaron]

Umm, you didn't answer his question first.

Alright, well, I'll answer his question and yours too I guess.

Steo: Yes, of course you should, no one hates that.

ginosuper: Because they appear green on the outside which is the color of their outer coating, but they also have an inner layer/coating that's black.

Why is October called that when it's not even the eighth month?

[ginosuper]

Oh, right, I'm new here and have no idea how things work. I should've read the info

Aaron: Because an octopus wanted its own month
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Why is there no such thing as snake-skiing in real life?

[Aaron]

No problem, I can understand. It's a common and easy mistake.

As for your question, there is, we just don't know it yet. There may be on our planet or another planet and even a world champion snake may have been announced on another one if there's no such thing as snake-skiing on ours.

Are there going to be existing flying Nyan Cats in the future?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Yes, but they will die against Article 13 however, pop tarts will still be available.

Should I eat something that I am allergic to, to make myself stronger?

[The Jonster]

Yes, after all as Kelly Clarkson says, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, stand a little taller!

Should I talk about how much I dislike eggs and soggy fries here?