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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 6:23 am
by The Jonster
Yes, just make sure to take care when handling the fish.
Does it take a long time to finish Super Mario Bros. 2 with an emulator?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 6:26 am
by Steo
Definitely less than 48 hours.
How long does it take to complete Rayman 3 on a keyboard?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 6:42 am
by Aaron
Over 48 hours.
What's up with people saying "this smells fishy"? Do they mean something they're about to eat smells like fish?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 2:15 pm
by StelzenBomber
Because it actualy smells like cat
Wheres yurlungurr
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 6:13 pm
by Steo
In London.
Was Bingo the farmer's name or the dog's name?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 5:33 am
by StelzenBomber
The cats
Whats 3*8?99^_!1??????
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:46 pm
by The Jonster
24?
Why do smoothies taste delicious?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:22 pm
by Steo
Because delicious starts with deli and that means delicatessen.
When is the next bus due?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:27 pm
by The Jonster
The next bus is due when the blue moon shines in two days.
Were those good rhymes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:50 pm
by Steo
They were Busta Rhymes.
Why are you wearing running shoes if you're walking?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:22 pm
by The Jonster
That sounds familiar... (Busta Rhymes I mean)
Because Nancy Sinatra said so in her song.
Why did my toast burn if I set my oven to the "toast" setting?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:27 pm
by Steo
He's a famous rapper.
Because you forgot to flip the bread over halfway.
Why do some microwaves have the option to stay on for 90 minutes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:38 pm
by Aaron
Because they can actually stay on for..... 48 hours! (I had to)
Why is it Guinness that takes the cake?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:43 pm
by Steo
Because after I drink it I want to have all the cake myself.
Why can't I see what's on the radio?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:34 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
Bumped.
Because then we will need to use our eyes to listen radios from now on.
Why do we call the letter "W" by the name "Double U" when we should just know it as "Double V" since it is two "V"s joined together?
VV -> W
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:42 am
by The Jonster
Because they probably thought saying "double v" wasn't as smooth as saying "double u"
UU -> W? VV -> W!
uu -> w? vv -> w!
Are smartphones really smart?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:50 am
by Steo
They're "unsmart".
Should the other staff members be jealous that orange is a fruit, while green and red aren't?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:18 am
by Aaron
Heck yeah dude, definitely, since we all know that kiwis and apples are vegetables, right?
Why is it called "unwise" and not "imwise"?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:08 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Because then we would have "unpossible" instead of "impossible" which would negatively affect our auto-correct.
Why do they say that the sunlight is good for you because it provides Vitamin D when it in fact drains your energy and makes you want to pass out?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:19 pm
by Steo
Because people are evil and lie, they want you to suffer.
Who wants chowder?