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Hi! I'm starting a new topic here, a topic of puzzles! We can give and answer puzzles to pass the time and join the comunity. ^_^ I try to make a topic that can exist a lot of time so it don't become old.
Here's my puzzle ( I know is a bit silly, but...):
How do you get out a cow from a river? ^_^

Pull it out with a crane? or do you moooo ve it?

You eat it quickly after dinner.

Hold a stick towards it...

Blast it out with a rocket launcher?

I suppose you musn't get it out in pieces

You will still get it out, but it will be quite a mess

Maybe you can also merely prevent the cow from diving into the river.

Put a giant net in the way of it!

Noooo, guys! XD
Answer: You take the cow all wet!

Explain. Becuase I am totally confused about what you just said!

I asked how do you get out a cow from a river. And the answer is "wet". That's simple. ^_^

I don't get it. I don't have a brain either!

How is a black man after he was in the red see.

Was he red?

He was wet.

Eing? Alright, maybe the translation... I translated my puzzle from spanish. Perhaps it changes the meaning...

What is it?

I assume it does, as I don't understand either. Is it supposed to be a trick question?

I am totaly confused. Does wet mean wait in spanish or what?