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blacklumbob
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Re: Eurovision OMFG
dammit our song sucked so bad. why couldnt we have the who in there or nirvana?!
im protesting, because i have been insulted by a number of people. so im going to say FUCK in my sig.
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Cairnie
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Because Kurt Cobain has been six feet under [or stuck in an urn depending on how his funeral went] for ages, and the Who would never go on Eurovision in a million years.
You ever noticed that most of our entries in the past decade were made of X-Factor/Pop Idol/chart rejects?
You ever noticed that most of our entries in the past decade were made of X-Factor/Pop Idol/chart rejects?
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blacklumbob
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Re: Eurovision OMFG
all our entries stank...
im protesting, because i have been insulted by a number of people. so im going to say FUCK in my sig.
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You DO realise thats the Dutch flag right?Tobbe wrote:NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
Anyway... Norway was my Favorite!!
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NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
How's that? Hah!
I'm sick of Fairytale already.
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
How's that? Hah!
I'm sick of Fairytale already.
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It wasn't mean to be a flag, noob. And thanks to the outrageous amount of 12-pointers we got I was so drunk that I'm amazed that I even managed to spell 'Norway' correctly.Rayman4321 wrote:You DO realise thats the Dutch flag right?Tobbe wrote:NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
Anyway... Norway was my Favorite!!
Last edited by Tobbe on Wed May 20, 2009 4:01 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Eurovision OMFG
I know -.- And click here please.... its dutch btwTobbe wrote:It wasn't mean to be a flag, noob. And thanks to the outrageous amount of 12-pointers we got I'm amazed that I even managed to spell 'Norway' correctly.Rayman4321 wrote:You DO realise thats the Dutch flag right?Tobbe wrote:NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
NORWAY! FUCK YEAH!
Anyway... Norway was my Favorite!!
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stan423321
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NORWAY MY DEAR? YOU SAID NORWAY?
IT SHOULD BE COLORED LIKE THAT!
AT LEAST NEXT TIME! OR ELSE I WOULD
HUNT YOU AND MAKE YOU AN ICY TOWER
CHARACTER WHICH IS ABOVE WHERE HE IS!
IT SHOULD BE COLORED LIKE THAT!
AT LEAST NEXT TIME! OR ELSE I WOULD
HUNT YOU AND MAKE YOU AN ICY TOWER
CHARACTER WHICH IS ABOVE WHERE HE IS!
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I just found out that Lordi participated in Eurovision 2007.... AND HE WON!!!
Scandinavia FTW!!!!
Scandinavia FTW!!!!
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Cairnie
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Lordi isn't one person and please try not to bump at inappropriate times. 8|
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And Finland isn't a part of Scandinavia either. 
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.. lolwut?Tobbe wrote:And Finland isn't a part of Scandinavia either.
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Scandinavia = Norway, Sweden and Denmark. u ph4iL
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Re: Eurovision OMFG
So, ESC is currently being held in Oslo, Norway. Thanks to this shit, the national broadcasting company didn't have enough money to show the FIFA World Cup. Fuck it! 
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Instead of preparing for my physics exam I'm actually watching this. Presenting: Tobbe's comments to most of the finalists:
Norway - My hard is yours. Back to the familiar last place for us.
Moldova - Bloody copycats! Violins is our thing!
Cyprus - He's gay. No doubt.
Belgium - That kid still lives in his parent's basement.
Bosnia - Wtf is this poprock wannabe metal shit?!
Serbia - What the fuck is that? Is it a man? Is it a woman? Who knows?!
Belarus - This gets my vote, just for the extravagant butterfly dresses the backup singers wore.
Ireland - Evil stepmother with a boring song. Ireland need to enter a drinking song every year, that's what they're good at. Or bring back Johnny Logan to the ESC.
Greece - There's no point trying to be manly when you're 1.60m tall and your country has had to beg the rest of Europe for money.
UK - Like the gay little dance this guy's doing. With the large number of homosexuals watching this that's probably not a bad strategy to earn votes.
Georgia - Button your shirts, guys! Now!
Turkey - Epilepsy alert!
Albania - Hmmm... what? Wasn't paying attention.
Iceland - Whoa! Fat lady! Should have been the last entry. Iceland can't win anyway, they can't afford to host next year's ESC!
Ukraine - OK looking girl. Boring song.
France - Allez, allez, allez! Wtf? And why do the producers focus on the GUY when they're doing the ass-shaking bit?
Romania - Nice piano.
Russia - Awesome bass guitar. And cool hat, keyboard player!
Armenia - Oh, hello, clevage!
Germany - Needs English lessons.
Portugal - Snappy comment not found. Boring song.
Israel - Uhhhhmmm... Bloody Jews!
Denmark - Every breath you take. Every move you... oh, wait! When these guys get home to Denmark they'll have an angry letter from Sting's lawyer in their mailbox.
Spain - Of course we managed to fuck up something, so they have to sing again.
Will be further updated.
Norway - My hard is yours. Back to the familiar last place for us.
Moldova - Bloody copycats! Violins is our thing!
Cyprus - He's gay. No doubt.
Belgium - That kid still lives in his parent's basement.
Bosnia - Wtf is this poprock wannabe metal shit?!
Serbia - What the fuck is that? Is it a man? Is it a woman? Who knows?!
Belarus - This gets my vote, just for the extravagant butterfly dresses the backup singers wore.
Ireland - Evil stepmother with a boring song. Ireland need to enter a drinking song every year, that's what they're good at. Or bring back Johnny Logan to the ESC.
Greece - There's no point trying to be manly when you're 1.60m tall and your country has had to beg the rest of Europe for money.
UK - Like the gay little dance this guy's doing. With the large number of homosexuals watching this that's probably not a bad strategy to earn votes.
Georgia - Button your shirts, guys! Now!
Turkey - Epilepsy alert!
Albania - Hmmm... what? Wasn't paying attention.
Iceland - Whoa! Fat lady! Should have been the last entry. Iceland can't win anyway, they can't afford to host next year's ESC!
Ukraine - OK looking girl. Boring song.
France - Allez, allez, allez! Wtf? And why do the producers focus on the GUY when they're doing the ass-shaking bit?
Romania - Nice piano.
Russia - Awesome bass guitar. And cool hat, keyboard player!
Armenia - Oh, hello, clevage!
Germany - Needs English lessons.
Portugal - Snappy comment not found. Boring song.
Israel - Uhhhhmmm... Bloody Jews!
Denmark - Every breath you take. Every move you... oh, wait! When these guys get home to Denmark they'll have an angry letter from Sting's lawyer in their mailbox.
Spain - Of course we managed to fuck up something, so they have to sing again.
Will be further updated.
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spiraldoor
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'He'?Rayman4321 wrote:I just found out that Lordi participated in Eurovision 2007.... AND HE WON!!!
Scandinavia FTW!!!!
Lordi is a band.
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I'm watching it too, I watch it every year actually, just because the voting is quite fun and some contestants are so bad it's hilarious.
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Serza5
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Couldn't agree more with this, Scotland should have their own entry in ESC.Tobbe wrote: UK - Like the gay little dance this guy's doing. With the large number of homosexuals watching this that's probably not a bad strategy to earn votes.
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All Germans do lol.Tobbe wrote:Germany - Needs English lessons.
Do NOT forget to vote and participate in the SOTM and Manipulate the Image competitions!
(If you don't wanna, however, that's perfectly okay (I'm hardly a role model))
(If you don't wanna, however, that's perfectly okay (I'm hardly a role model))
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Looks like they're gonna win, though.
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