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Bank of the Great Flying Poo
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:20 pm
by Comment ?
My dear subjects,
In our constant effort to improve and serve this beautiful community, we have decided to found a Ting bank in order to provide loans, insurance and other financial services to our valuable members.
In order to celebrate this great news, we would like to offer everyone a free loan of a maximum duration of one month and a maximum amount of 50,000 Tings. No interest, no fee, all you have to do is give them back before the due date (or you will be charged late payment fees and interest).
More information on our services will follow. 
Current rates†
Exclusive launch interest rate: 0%*
Regular interest rate: 2%
Late payment fee: 1000 Ŧ**
Late payment interest rate: 10%
Insurance rate: 0.5%
†All rates are monthly equivalent rates.
*Valid for all loans subscribed before 31/10/2015, midnight UTC, of less than 50,000 Tings and of a duration of less than one calendar month.
**Or the amount of the loan, whichever is smaller
Re: Bank of the Great Flying Poo
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 12:54 am
by DandyGuy
Will my house get repossessed again if I cant make the payments?
Re: Bank of the Great Flying Poo
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 7:22 am
by incognito
I don't get it, it is like taxation ?
Re: Bank of the Great Flying Poo
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:07 pm
by Comment ?
DandyGuy wrote:Will my house get repossessed again if I cant make the payments?
Your house, your life, your soul, and everything you have ever held dear.
incognito wrote:I don't get it, it is like taxation ?
No.
Re: Bank of the Great Flying Poo
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 2:58 pm
by Eparcyl
All hail King Comment?
Re: Bank of the Great Flying Poo
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2015 12:38 am
by LoveMetal
What a topic failure !
To comfort you, let me take a loan of 49 tings, I'll refund you in a month with everything that's due to you. Regardless of your special offer.
(except that I don't understand your insurance thing, if it's tied to the loan then please explain in further details what it is before taking my request into account)
Re: Bank of the Great Flying Poo
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2015 1:18 am
by DandyGuy
If possible Id like to withdraw a loan of 5000 tings. Ill pay it back within 30 days. However please note in the event I can't pay it back I should let you know I sold my sole for a Rayman 2 Yo-Yo. Ill fax over some paperwork in the morning.
Re: Bank of the Great Flying Poo
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2015 8:02 pm
by Comment ?
As explained above, this topic is not meant to be successful in itself but to improve and serve this beautiful community.
Insurance is a different service that I will explain later, but rest assured that it is not tied to our loans. Speaking of which, the requested amounts have been sent to our first two customers.
Thank you for your business! Of course no interest will be due if the Tings are returned by the due date.
Re: Bank of the Great Flying Poo
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2015 8:11 pm
by DandyGuy
Thanks fam
Glad to see my whale-fu as my rank
Re: Bank of the Great Flying Poo
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:18 pm
by lavengeanceduhap
All hail King Comment ?!
You truly are the greatest benefactor of this beautiful community.
Re: Bank of the Great Flying Poo
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 12:44 am
by DandyGuy
Welp. Looks like that time as come upon me. Farewell Carmen!
Re: Bank of the Great Flying Poo
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:34 pm
by Comment ?
Thank you for your business, my good subjects!
Re: Bank of the Great Flying Poo
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:54 pm
by Slurpy
Why would you need a bank? xd
Re: Bank of the Great Flying Poo
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:26 am
by DandyGuy
Slurpy wrote:Why would you need a bank? xd
Well good sir, we live in a first world country. We have outstanding literacy rates & A clean bill of health. XD XD XDDD!!11! :DD
:^)
Re: Bank of the Great Flying Poo
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:31 am
by gamerz31w
sounds like great almighty poo from conker bad fur day
Re: Bank of the Great Flying Poo
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:15 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
gamerz31w wrote:sounds like great almighty poo from conker bad fur day
Gamerz31w, you are required to pay our Prophet Canard WC, our King Comment ? or myself the sum of 500 Tings in order to make up for your blasphemy. Failure to do so will result in drastic consequences.
Yours dearly,
Harpic fraîcheur, High Priest.
Re: Bank of the Great Flying Poo
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:39 pm
by Eren
Gamerz to pay you must go here
donate.php?user_id=5316 and type '500'
, sadly you are not going to be a teensie anymore, but that's how much you have to pay.
Re: Bank of the Great Flying Poo
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:40 pm
by gamerz31w
take it.Take tings only if you are admin or moderator.it was a joke btw
Re: Bank of the Great Flying Poo
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:58 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
gamerz31w wrote:it was a joke btw
Joke or not it offended the Great Flying Poo. Pay or you'll be punished.
EDIT : Your apologies have been accepted. Glory to the Great Flying Poo !
Re: Bank of the Great Flying Poo
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 5:58 pm
by Hunchman801
Harpic fraîcheur wrote:gamerz31w wrote:sounds like great almighty poo from conker bad fur day
Gamerz31w, you are required to pay our Prophet Canard WC, our King Comment ? or myself the sum of 500 Tings in order to make up for your blasphemy. Failure to do so will result in drastic consequences.
Yours dearly,
Harpic fraîcheur, High Priest.
Harpic fraîcheur, you are required to pay a fine of 500 Tings for attempting to racket a member of the community after we made it clear earlier this year that such behaviour would not be tolerated anymore. Failure to do so will not result in anything as I've already taken the Tings from your account.
Yours dearly,
Hunchman801, administrator.