The wishing and granting game
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Re: The wishing and granting game
Wish granted, but it's shit flavored and a pedophile clown that mainly molests 15 year olds jumps out of the cake and rapes you. Along with your family members a couple fish.
I wish Holy Crap realized he didn't really corrupt my earlier wish by asking for the movie to get back on schedule. (being in the movie would be great!)
I wish Holy Crap realized he didn't really corrupt my earlier wish by asking for the movie to get back on schedule. (being in the movie would be great!)

Therefore, brothers, we have an obligation-but it is not to the sinful nature, to live according to it. For if you live according to the sinful nature, you will die; but if by the Spirit you put to death the misdeeds of the body, you will live, because those who are led by the Spirit of God are sons of God. For if you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children. Now if we are children, then we are heirs, heirs of God and co-heirs of Christ, if indeed we share in his sufferings in order that we may also share in his glory.

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Re: The wishing and granting game
I don't think you realised i said "as a stunt double" followed by ""No-one was harmed in the making of this film.....oh wait, yes they were."" Implying that you'd be killed.
I wish Flash wouldn't be such a pain.
I wish Flash wouldn't be such a pain.
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Wish granted, but now it's very limited.
I wish for serenity.
I wish for serenity.

Therefore, brothers, we have an obligation-but it is not to the sinful nature, to live according to it. For if you live according to the sinful nature, you will die; but if by the Spirit you put to death the misdeeds of the body, you will live, because those who are led by the Spirit of God are sons of God. For if you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children. Now if we are children, then we are heirs, heirs of God and co-heirs of Christ, if indeed we share in his sufferings in order that we may also share in his glory.

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I wish i could remember what that means. 
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It means you feel happy and relaxed, despite the fucked up shit happening in you fucking hilariously terrible life.
Wish HC would use dictionary's.
Wish HC would use dictionary's.

Therefore, brothers, we have an obligation-but it is not to the sinful nature, to live according to it. For if you live according to the sinful nature, you will die; but if by the Spirit you put to death the misdeeds of the body, you will live, because those who are led by the Spirit of God are sons of God. For if you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children. Now if we are children, then we are heirs, heirs of God and co-heirs of Christ, if indeed we share in his sufferings in order that we may also share in his glory.

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Re: The wishing and granting game
Granted, but i use them to whack you over the head.
I wish i had some food.
I wish i had some food.
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Wish granted, but it's digested food.
I wish for a challenging wish to corrupt.
I wish for a challenging wish to corrupt.

Therefore, brothers, we have an obligation-but it is not to the sinful nature, to live according to it. For if you live according to the sinful nature, you will die; but if by the Spirit you put to death the misdeeds of the body, you will live, because those who are led by the Spirit of God are sons of God. For if you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children. Now if we are children, then we are heirs, heirs of God and co-heirs of Christ, if indeed we share in his sufferings in order that we may also share in his glory.

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Re: The wishing and granting game
Possibly granted.
I wish for everything to be absolutely perfect (for me).
I wish for everything to be absolutely perfect (for me).
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Wish granted, but everything is perfect for only a little while, then everything falls apart.
Wow, that was easy.
I wish for a tougher wish.
Wow, that was easy.
I wish for a tougher wish.

Therefore, brothers, we have an obligation-but it is not to the sinful nature, to live according to it. For if you live according to the sinful nature, you will die; but if by the Spirit you put to death the misdeeds of the body, you will live, because those who are led by the Spirit of God are sons of God. For if you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children. Now if we are children, then we are heirs, heirs of God and co-heirs of Christ, if indeed we share in his sufferings in order that we may also share in his glory.

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Granted, but it will be after you die.
I wish you would wish for something else.
I wish you would wish for something else.
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Wish granted.
I wish for a wish that's not so tough to corrupt.
I wish for a wish that's not so tough to corrupt.

Therefore, brothers, we have an obligation-but it is not to the sinful nature, to live according to it. For if you live according to the sinful nature, you will die; but if by the Spirit you put to death the misdeeds of the body, you will live, because those who are led by the Spirit of God are sons of God. For if you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children. Now if we are children, then we are heirs, heirs of God and co-heirs of Christ, if indeed we share in his sufferings in order that we may also share in his glory.

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*sigh**leaves thread*
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Ooo, some one's pretty cranky.
I wish HC could control his crankiness.
I wish HC could control his crankiness.

Therefore, brothers, we have an obligation-but it is not to the sinful nature, to live according to it. For if you live according to the sinful nature, you will die; but if by the Spirit you put to death the misdeeds of the body, you will live, because those who are led by the Spirit of God are sons of God. For if you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children. Now if we are children, then we are heirs, heirs of God and co-heirs of Christ, if indeed we share in his sufferings in order that we may also share in his glory.

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Re: The wishing and granting game
And how am i supposed to do that?
WISH DENIED!!
TOO BAD!!
I wish you a marry christmas.
WISH DENIED!!
TOO BAD!!
I wish you a marry christmas.
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wish granted, you get married to Santa CLaus on xmas
i wish i didnt have wierd thoughts
i wish i didnt have wierd thoughts
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Wish granted. *Escapes from Santa's hidden cave*
I wish for a bomb (this one is REALLY gonna hurt
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I wish for a bomb (this one is REALLY gonna hurt
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wish granted but it blew up before it got to you
i wish for RR for PS2 :3
i wish for RR for PS2 :3
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I wish for a quiz show.
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Re: The wishing and granting game
wish denied, theres too many of them >: p
i wish for less quiz shows
i wish for less quiz shows
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Wish granted, but now you have Pop quiz shows.
I wish for more emoticons.
I wish for more emoticons.

Therefore, brothers, we have an obligation-but it is not to the sinful nature, to live according to it. For if you live according to the sinful nature, you will die; but if by the Spirit you put to death the misdeeds of the body, you will live, because those who are led by the Spirit of God are sons of God. For if you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children. Now if we are children, then we are heirs, heirs of God and co-heirs of Christ, if indeed we share in his sufferings in order that we may also share in his glory.


