The wishing and granting game

[PluMGMK]

Granted but a Hoodlum stabs you in the back.

I wish I didn't have exams.

[Sabertooth]

Wish denied

You know this topic is called the "Wishing and granting game"

Wish granted, you get an automatic zero on each one.

I wish I had all the McDonald's figures

[serpentia]

Wish granted,but one of them are half-eaten by a dog.

I wish i could TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

[Hunchman801]

Wish granted, but you're the only human left.

I wish more people participated in SOTM.

[MLII]

Granted, but they all enter with MS Paint, really bad sigs.


I wish people would stop being so arrogant. D:

[serpentia]

Wish can't be granted,but you get a cookie xD.kidding.Wish granted but just for one day.

I wish to wish some random thing.

[Rayman9930]

Wish granted, but you wind up on Mars.
I wish R$ would come out.

[Sabertooth]

Wish granted, but only Bill Gates can afford it.

I wish for pizza

[Rayman9930]

Granted, but winds up falling on your head. I wish R4 would come out.

[Sabertooth]

Granted, but it sawcks.

I wish I could eat a horse.

[Rayman9930]

Granted, but you find out its gone. I wish that didn't happen.

[Sabertooth]

Granted, but it did.

I wish I had a martini.

[Rayman9930]

Granted, but you find out its 100 ft away from you.
I wish I had a cat.

[PluMGMK]

Granted, but she gets run over the next day.

I wish there were more people here.

[Rayman9930]

Granted, Hunch is overrun with requests, the server crashes!! I wish that didn't happen.

[PluMGMK]

Granted, but he forgets to renew the contract and PC is deleted.

I wish my internet connection was faster.

[bunnieblaster]

Granted, but suddenly there was a virus

I wish you had a better virus scanner

[PluMGMK]

Granted, but it's too late and the virus has already infected my files.

I wish I could be rid of this darn virus.

[bunnieblaster]

Granted, but you are bored now

I wish you weren't that bored.

[PluMGMK]

Granted, but I take up a hobby that means I can't visit here any more.

I wish "anymore" was a word.