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Mon dieu.

Ton dieu

Well, Betilla did create him according to Origins. So I guess she created his dick too...

... and then I proceeded to chop it off.

Eren wrote:

That's not a zipper. That's a scar.

Son dieu

I have a theory
In Rayman 2 when the Buccaneer exploded he didn't only lose his shoe, he also lost his dick!
Polokus, globox and the others only found the shoe thinking it was the only remaining piece of Rayman but when Rayman returned he was too embarassed to admit that he lost his raydong.

I suppose that confirms the Rayman x Hoodlum sketch is canon

I wanted Rayman X Tily though

is tily over 18 though?

I don't even.

Safety first, Master. As a rayman community, we can only encourage proper raysex ed

Keane wrote:is tily over 18 though?

She probably would be now, since Rayman M was released in 2001 and I think she should have been at least 3 years old.

Pretty sure rayman is more into milfs than lolis

Proper Raysex is important

obviously it is

Globox is living proof that condoms have not been invented in the glade

I wonder if Rayman is a virgin then?

He pretty much is. Ubi scrapped the idea of Ly being his gf, the R4 game where he had a gf was scrapped, nobody considers the RO relics canon.

Keane wrote:I wonder if Rayman is a virgin then?

Yep, that's why the devs added Barbara but then Brad stole her away from him.

I don't know maybe he fucked barbara once or twice i mean they're friends but still

Are you telling me that having 650 kids could possibly be achieved with protected sex? That was an effort!!!