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I remember when I first played Rayman at 12-years-old:

- He was cute, and I wanted to be his boyfriend; despite the fact that my homophobic 7th-grade class would have made that difficult for me to fully accept; even if I really wanted it

- The stone men of Blue Mountain, despite this being a G-rated game, had massive pecs. Mr. Stone himself had gargantuan ones; the way he stood, he just showed them off like no shit in the world. So did the drum man of Bandland. As a 12-year-old boy, I really wanted to feel those, as they were so thick and plushy.



- I wanted Betilla to be my fag-hag. O.o

Tonights a quiet unstressful evening, and I was reminiscing my happy childhood around this game. These things did come up again. ^^

Rayman 1 Is my childhood too.

Do I even want to know why this exists.

Eh, it's not like it's Darkkitty or anything.

~~~15ARC~~~ wrote:- The stone men of Blue Mountain, despite this being a G-rated game, had massive pecs. Mr. Stone himself had gargantuan ones; the way he stood, he just showed them off like no shit in the world. So did the drum man of Bandland. As a 12-year-old boy, I really wanted to feel those, as they were so thick and plushy.

Yeah, pump that shit baby!

~~~15ARC~~~ wrote:- I wanted Betilla to be my fag-hag. O.o

Sounds sexy, care to elaborate?

~~~15ARC~~~ wrote:Tonights a quiet unstressful evening, and I was reminiscing my happy childhood around this game. These things did come up again. ^^

Ah yes, the mind allowing for a pleasant reminiscence without regret defines the greatest of moods.

Rayman fan2000 wrote:Do I even want to know why this exists.

Master wrote:Eh, it's not like it's Darkkitty or anything.

Look out, they spell well.

~~~15ARC~~~ wrote:I remember when I first played Rayman at 12-years-old:

- He was cute, and I wanted to be his boyfriend; despite the fact that my homophobic 7th-grade class would have made that difficult for me to fully accept; even if I really wanted it

- The stone men of Blue Mountain, despite this being a G-rated game, had massive pecs. Mr. Stone himself had gargantuan ones; the way he stood, he just showed them off like no shit in the world. So did the drum man of Bandland. As a 12-year-old boy, I really wanted to feel those, as they were so thick and plushy.



- I wanted Betilla to be my fag-hag. O.o

Tonights a quiet unstressful evening, and I was reminiscing my happy childhood around this game. These things did come up again. ^^

Adsolution wrote:Sounds sexy, care to elaborate?

He was a cool "skateboarder style" dude with no arms and legs. What could be cooler than a hot handsome college-age(?) guy during my middle-school years?

And then, me fag-hagz would join the fun in pointing out said-cute college guys.

Adsolution wrote:Ah yes, the mind allowing for a pleasant reminiscence without regret defines the greatest of moods.

Come celebrate life with me with a glass of wine.

Even if I don't drink wine....or any alchohol....

Hunchman801 wrote:

Sorry to inform you: you're not as funny/clever/cool as you think.

Rayman fan2000 wrote:Do I even want to know why this exists.

Would you even so much be giving a remote cow that it does, were it not about pecs and a boy falling in love with a (male?) gaming character?

~~~15ARC~~~ wrote:Sorry to inform you: you're not as funny/clever/cool as you think.

My apologies, I was somehow impervious to the power of plushy pecs for an instant.

Someone said wine ?
To be honest I think we would have more understood it if it was about boobs.

Let's drink to plushy pecs.

If it makes y'all'z feel better:


^^^

Humch, I think I'll only drink bleach.

To turn the stomach white ^^^

~~~15ARC~~~ wrote:He was a cool "skateboarder style" dude with no arms and legs. What could be cooler than a hot handsome college-age(?) guy during my middle-school years?

And then, me fag-hagz would join the fun in pointing out said-cute college guys.

ikr ; )

~~~15ARC~~~ wrote:Even if I don't drink wine....or any alchohol....

My dude, wine is a magical thing I would be remiss if I'd never tried.

~~~15ARC~~~ wrote:to inform you: you're not as funny/clever/cool as you think.

I remember when i was able to dress up rayman in pants, i miss those times. Ubisoft let me make rayman wear stylish pants again, please??