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But then, Master came and ate them all from you, which made you and your intestines growl with misery.

Master accidentally left one behind, which made...

Master accidentally left one behind, which made the council very unhappy as fly tipping twice-cooked comestibles has become an increasingly problematic environmental hazard as of late.

When Rayman was 12...

When Rayman was 12, he and globox began to flirt with some ladies.


The ladies responded to Rayman with...

The ladies responded to Rayman with them bringing in more ladies.

Things started to heat up, as...

Things started to heat up, as the core temperature of the sun increased by 16%

"I accidentally...

"I accidentally left the toilet seat up," said Ambi to his secret admirer.

She replied...

She replied "don't worry I like sitting in the toilet bowl"

Then one stormy eve...

Then one stormy eve, the fire was burning in the fireplace softly, and the night light was covered by the clouds.

But all of a sudden...

But all of a sudden... RAY502 GREW INTO A RAGING WEREWOLF MAN TO HUNT DOWN ALL LIFE!

Until one day, someone came up with a solution for...

Until one day, someone came up with a solution for defeating the werewolf side of Ray.

In order to defeat it, one must...

In order to defeat it, one must develop a cure for Ray502.

Our well known Dalek lover Master began to...

Our well known Dalek lover Master began to use complicated science equations to find the right substance for the cure.

After many days and many nights...

After many days and many nights the EVIL MAD SCIENTIST MASTRE LEMASHED decided to NOT cure Ray502 and MAKE HIM EVEN STRONGER! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Ray502 soon began to regain control of himself though, but...

Ray502 soon began to regain control of himself though, but the bad side of him remained strong.

But it was getting clear that the creature was...

But it was getting clear that the creature was ready to seek revenge on Mastre LeMashed.

What he did, was rather brilliant and...

What he did, was rather brilliant and could've saved his Daleks.

But alas, the creature ended up...

But alas, the creature ended up befriending the Daleks to take Mastre down.

Mastre, however, won't have any of this and...

Mastre, however, won't have any of this and found a ray gun that can stun, or even kill.

But Mastre knew he couldn't kill Ray, so...

But Mastre knew he couldn't kill Ray, so he ended up giving up and finding a cure for Ray502, however, while becoming full human again, he still looked like a body builder.

Ray502 told Master how he felt about this, and...

Ray502 told Master how he felt about this, and thanked him for making him not lose his sexy muscles.

Many ladies jumped into Ray's arms, including...