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Many ladies jumped into Ray's arms, including Begoniax, witch of the Bog of Murk.

Suddenly this music began to play, and Ray...

Suddenly this music began to play, and Ray remembers that tune but can't figure out why.

Then, a magic spell...

Then, a magic spell was cast on Ray that caused him to transmute into a Vermicious Knid

One upon a time, when all was peaceful in the town of...

Ooh, Charlie and the Glass Elevator, I haven't heard a reference to that in a while.

One upon a time, when all was peaceful in the town of Once, Ambi realised that it was one once.

Once Ambi realised his mistake, he pointed out that Master had forgot to add a starting sentence!

Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator was one of Ambi's favorite books growing up, but it doesn't come close to...

Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator was one of Ambi's favorite books growing up, but it doesn't come close to The Chronicles of Narnia.

Though come to think of it...

Though come to think of it, the best book(s) of all time have to be either Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy or The Lord of the Rings.

The best movie, however...

The best movie, however, was the one where the protagonist realised they were up late, had to go to uni, and took the initiative to go to sleep.

But did he really?...

But did he really? asked the Irish person who had the next day off, as it was Saint Patrick's Day!

Saint Patrick drove all the …

Saint Patrick drove all the non-alcoholic beers out of Irish distribution. That's how the old tale goes, right?

Guy Fawkes was a silly bugger who...

Guy Fawkes was a silly bugger who admired the lovely Ambi.


The Pluminator Bot 2000 was invented by...

The Pluminator Bot 2000 was invented by who else but the man that goes by PluMGMK.

The invention was originally built to...

The invention was originally built to aid PluM in his scientific studies, but it turned against him and:

It began working for...

It began working for Imco, who probably will never read this post.

The robot eventually started...

The robot eventually started a small business selling home grown flowers, a most dastardly and evil course of action.

Luckily, just in the nick of time to stop the robot, a hero by the name of...

Luckily, just in the nick of time to stop the robot, a hero by the name of Ambi, who yields a mighty sword!

Ambi uses his sword to...

Ambi uses his sword to unleash an unspeakable goodness.

But is that the twist...

But is that the twist ending, or simply the twist beginning? In fact, moments before the blade of goodness struck the robot, it unhinged its metal head to expose the true culprit: Ambi's (thought to be dead) pet goldfish.

Conflicted with feelings of brotherhood for his long lost companion, Ambi...

Conflicted with feelings of brotherhood for his long lost companion, Ambi decided to make up for lost times.

He did so by...

He did so by having a sword fight.

When no victor could be decided after hours of sparring...