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Post which rayman character you wish you were the parent of and why

I'd like to be the parent of Keane, so I could teach him to not be such a prick.

Mr. Dark, his edginess inspires all.

What if you turned on rayman 2 and got sucked into tv, rayman asks you to be his parent. mom or dad?

I wish I could parent Globox so I can teach him fat pride and how to be a true hero to the glade unlike that fat shaming sexist prick rayman he is such a piece of shit fucking lum collection gap is real do you hear me? Yea?!
Well this is what I have to say on the matter but it would be nice to parent Globox my friend

I wanna be Andre's parent, to always make shitty jokes and fart randomly.

what if you were the parent of sssam and committed incest

I wanna be Raymesis's parent, and tell him there are at least 4 others like him and that he's not unique in any way

Keane wrote:what if you were the parent of sssam and committed incest

Hmmm, sssam is pretty hot gotta admit it

what if sssam spread your buttcheeks and fucks you by putting his head in like a penis (body is long object, remember;;;)

Oh fuck, but sssssssssssssssssssssam was the coolest guy ever! He no gay he straight he loves fucking dat pussy tonite

snake in ass

Clearly Razoff fucked Sssam before any of you sick fucks had the chance

I guess he uses his statue as a wild sex toy

what ifff sssam got stuck in razzor butthole, died, hence been stuck inside razzor anus/intestines/stomach. this is why he has a statue instead of a carpet or handbag of him

Weak, I wouldn't fuck Sssam. Fuck a Teensie

what if a teensie gently dipped his nose into anus

Whose anus?

What if he pulled nose out, and nostrils full of poo?

What if he pulled nose out, and nostrils full of poo?