Opposite Day

[The Jonster]

Everyone should be introvert and antisocial, since it's good to be that way.

[Steo]

I hope I don't figure out how to fix the widescreen edges on the PC version of Rayman 2. Nobody would like it done anyway.

[The Jonster]

Goodbye everyone I’m leaving RPC! Not like anyone cares since I have no friends here.

[Steo]

Good then leave, as you said it's not like anyone wants you here

[The Jonster]

I'm Squidward!
(I'm sorry I've been wanting to say that for awhile since I saw the title of this thread)

[Steo]

I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward Squidward Squidward

[The Jonster]

I'm great at counting! Let's see, 1, 2, 4, 6, 7......

[Steo]

They shouldn't even make another Rayman game.

[The Jonster]

Tily should replace Rayman as the main character, she's awesome and she replaced an already sad looking fairy.

[Steo]

Dark Souls looks like the type of game I'd play.

[The Jonster]

I don't bump topics. I make them look better.

[Steo]

Every user should act like a moderator, it doesn't even annoy everyone.

[The Jonster]

Mario is just a fat Italian plumber who would rather rescue princesses than do his real job, can't stand him.

[Steo]

I love when you keep waking up while trying to get some sleep.

[The Jonster]

Yup I totally plan things ahead because I'm good at planning!

[Steo]

I'm so lethargic, I'm definitely not great. I hope we don't manage to break the record.

[The Jonster]

I'm totally going to spam the forums on RD since to me it's a competition like everything is. Who cares about chatting with people, Tings and posts are all that matters.

[Steo]

I think spamming one word posts on RD would be really intelligent, in fact I think 1 letter posts are even better.

[The Jonster]

1 letter posts eh? 1 of the most serious things I've ever heard you say. Wonderful idea!

[Steo]

That Nintendo Switch is probably the worst idea ever, the Wii U was way better and Nintendo sold way more of them.