Opposite Day

[The Jonster]

I'm going to snap all my discs in half, since they're so useless and take up so much space.

[Steo]

Yeah you should never put your discs away safely, in fact you should put them on a rough surface with the label facing up or better yet, put them on sandpaper.

[The Jonster]

What I like to do is put the discs on a marble floor and then rub it against the surface. Scratched discs are wonderful and things like toothpaste should never be used to tarnish its beauty!

[Steo]

Toothpaste doesn't even work, I tried it on a few games that were perfect and it broke them.

[The Jonster]

I'm not going to bed soon, I have to stay awake so i can cure myself of insomnia.

[Steo]

Same here, I don't even want another few hours sleep. I should just stay awake and feel great just like I do now.

[The Jonster]

Yeah we're so great when we're not sleeping.

[Steo]

I love feeling like crap. Unfortunately right now I feel amazing from lack of sleep, it's such a good feeling.

[Aaron]

I hate when I get out of the shower and my body's smooth. Stickiness is the best.

[The Jonster]

Sugar in coffee/tea is awesome it totally doesn’t make me a lil hyper.

[Steo]

I love sugar in my tea, it doesn't even make me throw up.

[The Jonster]

Chocolate is disgusting, I hate it.

[Aaron]

Vanilla is the worst ice cream flavor. It's definitely not my favourite.

[Steo]

Tea is horrible, I never drink it at all.

[The Jonster]

Apple cider is delicious, I love drinking it raw!

[Steo]

You didn't just remind me to make some because I didn't actually forget.

[The Jonster]

Smoothies smell bad and they don’t taste great either. I usually make chicken smoothies.

[Steo]

I really needed to go number 1 but someone was in the shower and I got to wait about 20 minutes, that was a great experience.

[The Jonster]

Watching cartoons and anime are for babies. Grown-ups should be doing other things.

[Steo]

Nobody wants to have fun, we all just want to be busy working on stuff or being stressed.