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Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
The Bog Of Murk is the reason Rayman 3 is good.

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Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
The Bog of Murk exists in every Rayman game.
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Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Rayman fans are all mad eejits just like I am 

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Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
I'm a Rayman fan too so I must also be a mad eejit! 
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Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Rayman make his own dumb theories about us.
Also Rayman now lives in The Bog of Murk.
Also Rayman now lives in The Bog of Murk.
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Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Rayman knows that I'm a mad crazy eejit. 
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Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Rayman is my distant cousin and he lives in Scotland

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Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Rayman is my brother, I'm limbless too. It just looks like I have arms.

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Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Rayman is my own son

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Rayman actually has limbs, they're just invisible.
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Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Rayman only seems good because Michel Ancel brainwashed all of us.

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Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
The Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe that Michel Ancel brainwashed us.Steo wrote:Rayman only seems good because Michel Ancel brainwashed all of us.
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Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Rayman brainwashed us to make us believe that the Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe Michel Ancel brainwashed us to make us think Rayman was good.Rayman Saturn wrote:The Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe that Michel Ancel brainwashed us.Steo wrote:Rayman only seems good because Michel Ancel brainwashed all of us.
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Globox brainwashed us to make us believe Rayman brainwashed us to make us believe that the Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe Michel Ancel brainwashed us to make us think brainwashing the brainwash to brain wash the Rayman Saturn to wash the brain with soap to brain the wash was good to Sonic the Hotdog... wait... I lost it !The Jonster wrote:Rayman brainwashed us to make us believe that the Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe Michel Ancel brainwashed us to make us think Rayman was good.Rayman Saturn wrote:The Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe that Michel Ancel brainwashed us.Steo wrote:Rayman only seems good because Michel Ancel brainwashed all of us.
Or maybe... I was brainwashed into losing it !
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Ly brainwashed us to make us believe Globox brainwashed to make us believe Rayman brainwashed us to make us believe that the Rabbids brainwashed us to believe that Michel Ancel brainwashed us to believe that Rayman was good.Rayman Saturn wrote:Globox brainwashed us to make us believe Rayman brainwashed us to make us believe that the Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe Michel Ancel brainwashed us to make us think brainwashing the brainwash to brain wash the Rayman Saturn to wash the brain with soap to brain the wash was good to Sonic the Hotdog... wait... I lost it !The Jonster wrote:Rayman brainwashed us to make us believe that the Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe Michel Ancel brainwashed us to make us think Rayman was good.Rayman Saturn wrote:The Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe that Michel Ancel brainwashed us.Steo wrote:Rayman only seems good because Michel Ancel brainwashed all of us.
Or maybe... I was brainwashed into losing it !
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All the UbiArt games happened in Rayman's mind when he was having a trip after he drank the super helicopter potion, which was made out of drugs and hallucinogenic mushrooms. That's also how the Super Mario Bros. series happened.

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Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Rayman games series is only a dream of masochist who cut himself an arm. Now he is dreaming about a guy who can grab without an arm.
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Rayman and Globox were doing cocaine in the UbiArt games, that's how they're so energetic, hyper and happy 

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That’s because they sniffed cocaine from Holly Luya’s ass.Steo wrote:Rayman and Globox were doing cocaine in the UbiArt games, that's how they're so energetic, hyper and happy
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Clark is Shrek after spending too much time away from his swamp.
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