Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 6

You are charging (1 turns left).
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Continue charging

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1. Take it in yo ass!

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 6

You are attacking for 1.
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Harpic fraîcheur]

3.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 5

You are blocking.
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Harpic fraîcheur]

3.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 5

You are blocking.
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Harpic fraîcheur]

3.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 5

You are blocking.
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2.

[LoveMetal]

You were defeated during the fight.

GAME OVER
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CHECKPOINT

And... You're back once again on the highway. You have a lot of distance to travel, let's hope that there will not be any problems.

1. Some miles later...

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Fuck.

Well, let's try it again now...

1.

[LoveMetal]

"Oh no, we're out of fuel again", says Ajax.

1. #@¤% !!!

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1. I will remember about this Ajax.

[LoveMetal]

"It was a prank mate haha, you felt into it!"

1. Dumb little fuckfart...

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1. Hahahaha lol.

[LoveMetal]

After countless hours of driving, you finally reach the end of the highway.
You see several graphical glitches on the road.

1. Drive slowly

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

"You see the wormhole in front of us? It's the glitched core, we need to drop Driftmoon's IP in there", explains Ajax.

1. Get clośer t҉o the glit҉ch core̴