Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, I'm getting closer...

[LoveMetal]

A͢s̷ ̶you̷ ̷g͏et ̴c͝los̕er̵ ͡to thè ǵlit̡ch co̷rȩ,͠ a͝ ̵s̷t̀r͘ang̢e se̶ǹśa҉tion ̨of̴ ́i͞nstàb̷iļit͞y̨ ̨tak̡ęs part҉ of͜ ͠y̴ǫu҉.͏

1. Ḑr҉op͝͡҉ th̴͝e ͏̛I͢P ̀́in̨ ̧ţ̀͜h͘͢e͝ ͞͠g̵͏l̢͢í͏t̸́ch̀ ̶̢͢c̢̛̕ore͜͢

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1. Ṭ͈͚ͬ͑ͪh͛iͦs̩̲̮̺̍̌̍̐ ̜̙̪͖̥f͚̩̹ͩͨ̓ee̲̹͉̘̥͔ͅḽ̮̩s ͚̺̇͑l̰͙̪̫̤̪̆͋̿̈́ͤ̚i̮͖̗ͅk͉͂e ͖͕̗ͮ͂̚i̺̪f͖̬͙̮̤̙͔ ̫̮͚̦ͥ͌ͧ̀th̯̗̯ͩ͋ͪẹ̠͇̠ ̻̟̬̤͍͍ͪ̾ͦ̈ͪ̆ġ̻̙̻̹̌̓ͫl̫͖̺͍̰̎̔ͪ̽̒i̮̅ṯ̮̲c͎̜̙̰h̑ͣ͌̊̔ͫe̘̣͈͗ͥ͛d͔̱̰̟͕̃̓ͨ͛ͪ ̮̬͐͗c̳̪̆ͭȱ̭̯̞͎͈̥ͩ̊̽̿r̯͛e ̜̥͍̃ͤ̊w̟͉a͙̤̅̌s à͙bͥ̊ͧͧ̑ͮo̫͉̼͔̜͉͌̑ͯͬ̉̏ͩͅū̎ͯͪͮ͛ͧt̹̟͎ ͉͚̩̳ͤ̾̒̄to ͙̰͈̮͎̻ṯă̭̳̝̼ͩ̅̾ke ̰̝̦̳̏̓̏ͧa̩̟̩ͭ̅̔͊ͅw͚ͧä̽͊̓͛̅y̩̣͍̮̺̙̗ͩ͂̽ͯͨͥ̚ ̱̘̭͔̮y̟͔̣̺̦ͪͨͦ̌ͭoǔ̲̰̒ȑ͍̝̤ͩ̄̒ͅ ̤̻̲̑̌̂s̞̫̪ͪͫͣo̓ú̏l̼ͯ,͇̦̙̰̖͚̥ͬ͛̀̀̓̒̿ i̞̟̜̻̇̒ͣ̚tͬͯ̚'̙̖͕̯̔́̓̊s̞̣̙̏̾̔ ͈̪̬̿̊̂so w̘̤̹̙̦͓͇̿͊̆̃͐̇ͩe̬͕̽ͦi͈̯̭͂̄̅r͕d͓͕̰̖̦͑͊̍̎̇..̱̟͍.̔͊͗ͭ̑

[LoveMetal]

Driftmoon appear in front of you right before the IP is dropped into the core.
"What are you trying to do? I'll wipe you out of internet!"

1. Fight

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1. FIGHT ME YOU FUCKING ZIZIPOWER SPAMMER!

[LoveMetal]

You enter in a fight against Driftmoon.
Every enemy has a different block/charge/attack pattern.You should try to find them out.

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7

What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7

You are charging (1 turns left).
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Continue charging

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7

You are attacking for 1.
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Harpic fraîcheur]

3.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 6

You are blocking.
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Harpic fraîcheur]

3.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 6

You are blocking.
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Harpic fraîcheur]

3.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 6

You are blocking.
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Harpic fraîcheur]

3.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 6

You are blocking.
Enemy is attacking you, for 10 damage (BLOCKED).
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 6

You are charging (1 turns left).
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Continue charging