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Hello members of the PC.

This subject will be a simple one. For those who already know the french topic you know what to do while the others might need some little assistance.

To play this game you just have to answer to the last sentence and according to it. For example someone will say ... A man was walking by the river ... and another person could say ... thinking about fishes on the grill ...

So since you have these simple rules let's get started but don't make gigantic messages.

Story Number One: Once upon a time

... One upon a time in a magical swamp, an ogre named Shrek wanted to remove trespassers. So when watching the TV he got inspired by Trump's idea.
He raised a crowdfunding to build a wall around his property but unfortunately ...

... he didn't know anyone who could build a wall, so he had to contact Tuong Lu Kim from South Park, Colorado, who had previously built a wall to keep out Mongolians ...

(I'm not sure if I was supposed to keep your first sentence there too. If so, I apologise.)

I'm not sure if Add a word to the story didn't already fulfill this purpose. I know that one is supposed to be for only one word, but people were adding more than that anyway. I definitely prefer this format, since it doesn't create huge messages that spam the search logs, but I don't know if a new topic is warranted. Maybe I should just lock the other one and let this one continue…

Yeah I looked at the French thread, and tbh I do like this format more. It's less cluttered looking since you only type one line at a time instead of having to repeatedly paste the entire story. Like you said, the one word game was kind of interesting too, but nobody really ever stuck to one word.

I do have to say I love this format, much prefer this than the Add a Word to the Story one.

Well I am glad you all enjoy the concept.
I sincerely hope some people won't show their ego on the topic unlike how it happened in the french topic back in 2006.

So I am continuing the history from where Steo stopped.

... So after arriving to South Park, Shrek met Tuong Lu Kim and with him he mastered the art of building walls to protect his property from dwarves and other invaders.
Meanwhile someone was spying the training it was the one and only Eric Cartmann who wanted to do the same thing on the border between USA and Canada so he annoyed Shrek and his chinese master.
Our beloved ogre was so annoyed that he insulted Cartmann of a fat and stupid kid.
So Cartmann provoked him in a brawl at 10 p.m in the native american casino not so far from there then ...

... the ghost of Billy Mays came into Cartman's mind, who gave him an idea. He got the idea to bring some chipotle for both him and Shrek, but he knew to bring some Chipotlaway for himself. That wasn't all though, he also put laxatives on Shrek's chipotle before making his way to the casino. When Cartman arrived at the casino ...

... some mexicans stole his food even the one with laxatives and ate it and became sick as fuck that they took their poo in the middle of the building.
So Cartmann knew that he has no choice but to come without stuff and that he should use his fists.
When he arrived Shrek was ready and ate his onions to feel ready, he beat the hell out of Cartmann who finished on the top of a car outside in the parking lot.
Cartmann said that he'll take his revenge on him anytime soon. Then Shrek left the town of South Park he also remembered that he found a flight ticket in Cartmann's pockets to go in West Virginia then he took a flight and arrived and left Charleston. He happened to be lost in the middle of nowhere in a forest known for it's cannibal inbreds so[i/] ...

Hmm, this sounds promising. I'll continue where EParcyl left off then.

.....he made sure to bring some pig blood in order to melt the cannibal inbreds and emerges from the forest with no scratches on him. Then he travelled by train to the windy city of Chicago, and there he found.....

... a hood where a brawl begin because of crack dealing issues between 3 gangs. Shrek got involved in the fight because he was around. He threw many punches and some shotguns came in the game so he left before he gets shot.
After this he find the Chicago airport to discover that his local airport was closed because of a communist revolution in Far Far Away who destroyed the airport.
However he remembered some stories about Voodoo black magic in New Orleans, Louisiana so he decided to get there but he would have to walk because he had no money left.
After long days of walk he found the city of Springfield to take a break in his great trip so he find a bar called Moe's to spend the money he luckily found on a dead corpse in the homeless neighborhood of the city.
But after entering the bar [i/] ...

....he finds Donald Trump waiting to deport him back to the swamp and tries using his cronies to attempt to force him back by spraying him with a mixture of swamp water and fairy dust. However just as the sun set.....

Fred Flintstone arrived and started pressing random buttons in a car to try make the floor disappear in order to run it, since he was used to his prehistoric vehicles. Unfortunately it got dark, and he could no longer see...

Eventually the dark subsided and he found himself in space and investigated his surrounding until he stumbled upon...

a keyboard, and decided to type a letter to Fiona. As he started typing, he had a mishap and accidentally knocked the "N" key off the board, and then.....

A virtual cop emerged from within the keyboard, accusing Fred of attempting to type the N word! Before Fred had a chance to explain himself, the cop began to...