well i know some heres 1=
a boss was talkin jokes for his workers,everyone was laughing but there was a guy that wasnt laughing.
later the boss was going to talk with that guy
boss=hey i was talking jokes for everyone was laughing expect whats happening.
Then he says=no i dont on your emprense no
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Skaarj
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Re: Joke Topic
some of my jokes can only be understand by brazilians like a 1 thats is the classic knock knock
when the guy said the name the another need to ask who im portuguese (quem)?
you guys wanna try?
knock knock
Don't double-post please. ~Matyuv
when the guy said the name the another need to ask who im portuguese (quem)?
you guys wanna try?
knock knock
Don't double-post please. ~Matyuv
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PowerPatrick
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Re: Joke Topic
*facedesk* *facedesk* - no more knock jokes please.
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Re: Joke Topic
ok nevermind
Re: Joke Topic
´please, no double postthebrazilianskaarj wrote:ok nevermind
remember it for the future
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Re: Joke Topic
Ok back on topic:
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don't work!
How do you fit 100 pikachu's on a bus?
Poke 'em on!
...Those are the only ones I can think of atm.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don't work!
How do you fit 100 pikachu's on a bus?
Poke 'em on!
...Those are the only ones I can think of atm.
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Re: Joke Topic
(removed due to noobs derailing the thread with epic lameness that hurts the soul)
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Re: Joke Topic
Serza5 wrote:
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don't work!
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Skaarj
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Re: Joke Topic
i must tell the truth i dont know whats double postDanonanobadray327 wrote:´please, no double postthebrazilianskaarj wrote:ok nevermind
remember it for the future
Re: Joke Topic
you never write two posts in a row, only one, then wait for someone responds, example:thebrazilianskaarj wrote:i must tell the truth i dont know whats double postDanonanobadray327 wrote:´please, no double postthebrazilianskaarj wrote:ok nevermind
remember it for the future
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Skaarj
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Re: Joke Topic
thanks for the imformation (i wasnt remenbering wats post because im not american im brazilian)if i could,i would give you something
Re: Joke Topic
Danon why did you just double post yourself then? 
MandM81 wrote:YYYYYYYRRRHLHLPYYYYYYPDPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRR
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Can you tell us what happened?
I had written only 1 message ...Internet is spoiling me,and I wrie two post, sorry ...
(please, delete the first post)
I had written only 1 message ...Internet is spoiling me,and I wrie two post, sorry ...
(please, delete the first post)
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Re: Joke Topic
A guy named envy killed someone
morality=envy kill
morality=envy kill
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Tell you own jokes here!
Post jokes here. No ugly, hateful, gross, etc.
Why are there more robberies during a full moon than any other moon?
So the thiefs can see what they are stealing!
Go on tryit!
Why are there more robberies during a full moon than any other moon?
So the thiefs can see what they are stealing!
Go on tryit!
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Re: Jokes
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
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Re: Jokes
What did the banana tell the pear?
THAT FRUITS CAN'T TALK!
THAT FRUITS CAN'T TALK!
Do NOT forget to vote and participate in the SOTM and Manipulate the Image competitions!
(If you don't wanna, however, that's perfectly okay (I'm hardly a role model))
(If you don't wanna, however, that's perfectly okay (I'm hardly a role model))
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Re: Tell you own jokes here!
There were these 3 guys on a boat floating out in the middle of the lake. One stepped out and did what ever he did. The second steps out and does the same. The third steps out and drowns. Later the 1st tells the 2nd," Do you think we should have told him abougt the stepping stones?"
Re: Tell you own jokes here!
Guess what?
YOUR FACE
YOUR FACE
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Re: Tell you own jokes here!
Don't you know that fans only make fires worse?