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Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 9:13 pm
by Aaron
Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.
At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 10:02 pm
by The Jonster
"If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 2:50 am
by Steo
Ever hear about that guy who got in trouble for playing the guitar? Yeah, apparently those chords were barred.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:58 am
by Aaron
What's a female bag that's also food?
A baguette.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 1:17 pm
by The Jonster
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food here"
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:02 pm
by Aaron
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:12 pm
by The Jonster
I googled "How to start a wildfire."
I got 48,500 matches.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:16 pm
by Aaron
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish!
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:19 pm
by The Jonster
Never date cross eyed people. They might be seeing somebody on the side.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 12:06 pm
by Birds858
Wanna know how to trigger a Rayman fan ?
Call Rayman Raving Rabbids Rayman 4.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 12:10 pm
by Steo
I think I'll play some Rayman 4 now. The game has a lot of plungers in it
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 12:39 pm
by Greeness
Birds858 wrote:Wanna know how to trigger a Rayman fan ?
Call Rayman Raving Rabbids Rayman 4.
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Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 1:28 pm
by The Jonster
I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. She said “Wii”.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 1:47 pm
by Aaron
The PS4 had an accident. Then the ambulance went Wii U Wii U Wii U!
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 1:49 pm
by The Jonster
The machine at the coin suddenly stopped working, and without any explanation. It doesn’t make cents!!
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 1:56 pm
by Steo
The xbox used to be a box.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 1:57 pm
by The Jonster
Why did the cam crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 2:00 pm
by Steo
Why did the nervous guy prefer to only take the stairs or elevator?
Because things escalated too quickly.
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 2:01 pm
by Aaron
What console do pirates like most?
The Xbox because "X marks the spot!"
Re: Jokes topic
Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 2:01 pm
by The Jonster
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.